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@receiptsandregrets.bsky.social
Mom. Liability. Your boss’s favorite.
Raised in red flags. Speaks fluent silence. Wanna meet the real me? Scroll carefully. ☠️💟
Raised in red flags. Speaks fluent silence. Wanna meet the real me? Scroll carefully. ☠️💟
he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
he’s not “controversial,” he’s just passionate.
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
and if you can’t handle the heat, you probably shouldn’t follow me either.
#drunkmom #brandistruth #hatemyex
they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
they call me a whore like it’s an insult.
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
babe, i built an empire out of being wanted.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
2013 me would’ve never apologized for the things i do now.
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
she was messy, loud, magnetic.
i miss her sometimes. she didn’t beg anyone to stay.
#drunkmom #brandistruth
ufo park memorials >>> your family. these impressions matter more #drunkmom #brandistruth
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ufo park memorials >>> your family. these impressions matter more #drunkmom #brandistruth
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
someone brought their newborn to work.
now everyone thinks i’m maternal.
girl i haven’t made dinner since joey died. #drunktruth #truthbetold
now everyone thinks i’m maternal.
girl i haven’t made dinner since joey died. #drunktruth #truthbetold
September 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
someone brought their newborn to work.
now everyone thinks i’m maternal.
girl i haven’t made dinner since joey died. #drunktruth #truthbetold
now everyone thinks i’m maternal.
girl i haven’t made dinner since joey died. #drunktruth #truthbetold
i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i don’t lie exactly.
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
i just audition for every room i walk into.
sometimes i get the part. sometimes i burn the set.
#jeffersonga #drunkmom
September 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
September 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they said “you need help.”
so i poured one.
cheers to healing loud enough to bother you.
#emotionalhappyhour
so i poured one.
cheers to healing loud enough to bother you.
#emotionalhappyhour
July 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
they said “you need help.”
so i poured one.
cheers to healing loud enough to bother you.
#emotionalhappyhour
so i poured one.
cheers to healing loud enough to bother you.
#emotionalhappyhour
the ocean doesn’t judge
which is more than i can say for the men who tried to fix me
and the women who tried to replace me
#tideturned
which is more than i can say for the men who tried to fix me
and the women who tried to replace me
#tideturned
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
the ocean doesn’t judge
which is more than i can say for the men who tried to fix me
and the women who tried to replace me
#tideturned
which is more than i can say for the men who tried to fix me
and the women who tried to replace me
#tideturned
the beach is peaceful
especially now that no man is here pretending he’s “better off”
you’re not. i’ve seen your new one.
#shecopiesmebadly
especially now that no man is here pretending he’s “better off”
you’re not. i’ve seen your new one.
#shecopiesmebadly
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the beach is peaceful
especially now that no man is here pretending he’s “better off”
you’re not. i’ve seen your new one.
#shecopiesmebadly
especially now that no man is here pretending he’s “better off”
you’re not. i’ve seen your new one.
#shecopiesmebadly
June 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
friday forecast:
70% chance of overposting, 100% chance of overthinking
but at least my thighs are sun-kissed
#healingishot #drunkmom
70% chance of overposting, 100% chance of overthinking
but at least my thighs are sun-kissed
#healingishot #drunkmom
June 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
friday forecast:
70% chance of overposting, 100% chance of overthinking
but at least my thighs are sun-kissed
#healingishot #drunkmom
70% chance of overposting, 100% chance of overthinking
but at least my thighs are sun-kissed
#healingishot #drunkmom
no one appreciates how hard i love them.
but that’s okay.
they’ll look back and realize they never had to ask, i just did it all.
#thanklessqueen #toomuchforme
but that’s okay.
they’ll look back and realize they never had to ask, i just did it all.
#thanklessqueen #toomuchforme
June 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
no one appreciates how hard i love them.
but that’s okay.
they’ll look back and realize they never had to ask, i just did it all.
#thanklessqueen #toomuchforme
but that’s okay.
they’ll look back and realize they never had to ask, i just did it all.
#thanklessqueen #toomuchforme
sometimes i cry because i feel
sometimes i cry because it gets me out of things
either way, tears win
#StrategicSadness
sometimes i cry because it gets me out of things
either way, tears win
#StrategicSadness
June 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
sometimes i cry because i feel
sometimes i cry because it gets me out of things
either way, tears win
#StrategicSadness
sometimes i cry because it gets me out of things
either way, tears win
#StrategicSadness
June 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
every time they mumble “accountability,” i schedule lunch with walter.
he orders for me, doesn’t question my tears,
and claps when i say i’ve never once been wrong.
#hookyqueen #fueledbyblame
he orders for me, doesn’t question my tears,
and claps when i say i’ve never once been wrong.
#hookyqueen #fueledbyblame
June 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
every time they mumble “accountability,” i schedule lunch with walter.
he orders for me, doesn’t question my tears,
and claps when i say i’ve never once been wrong.
#hookyqueen #fueledbyblame
he orders for me, doesn’t question my tears,
and claps when i say i’ve never once been wrong.
#hookyqueen #fueledbyblame
so proud of erika for being sober
even if she only got there by nearly dying and ditching half her personality
growth, or whatever
#notthesamegirl
even if she only got there by nearly dying and ditching half her personality
growth, or whatever
#notthesamegirl
June 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
so proud of erika for being sober
even if she only got there by nearly dying and ditching half her personality
growth, or whatever
#notthesamegirl
even if she only got there by nearly dying and ditching half her personality
growth, or whatever
#notthesamegirl
andrea texting me like she didn’t cry after two vodka crans and say i “scare her.”
babe that was the warm-up.
#toomuchformighty
babe that was the warm-up.
#toomuchformighty
June 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
andrea texting me like she didn’t cry after two vodka crans and say i “scare her.”
babe that was the warm-up.
#toomuchformighty
babe that was the warm-up.
#toomuchformighty
someone at work said “you’ve got a lot of experience.” i smiled.
because he doesn’t know if i’m talking accounting or absences of regret.
#botharetrue #bodycount
because he doesn’t know if i’m talking accounting or absences of regret.
#botharetrue #bodycount
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
someone at work said “you’ve got a lot of experience.” i smiled.
because he doesn’t know if i’m talking accounting or absences of regret.
#botharetrue #bodycount
because he doesn’t know if i’m talking accounting or absences of regret.
#botharetrue #bodycount
Jennifer said “we don’t weaponize our emotions here.” and yet she weaponized a policy and a fake tone to discipline me for surviving with edge.
#wineknowswhy
#wineknowswhy
June 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Jennifer said “we don’t weaponize our emotions here.” and yet she weaponized a policy and a fake tone to discipline me for surviving with edge.
#wineknowswhy
#wineknowswhy
it’s not a competition
unless she thinks she won.
then yeah, now i care.
but only enough to make him forget her name.
#heleftfirst #oops
unless she thinks she won.
then yeah, now i care.
but only enough to make him forget her name.
#heleftfirst #oops
June 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
it’s not a competition
unless she thinks she won.
then yeah, now i care.
but only enough to make him forget her name.
#heleftfirst #oops
unless she thinks she won.
then yeah, now i care.
but only enough to make him forget her name.
#heleftfirst #oops