Evan Dean Shelton
@realsonicdanger.bsky.social
Writer, musician, filmmaker, podcaster, adventurer, Southerner, occult practitioner. Creator of The Lurking Transmission. Horror ist krieg. Hail holy Death.
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Oh fuck it’s me Evan Dean Shelton, planet earth’s premier black metal horror writer comin back atcha with another gimmick!
The Cvlt Video Package.
Books and a FREE VHS 😎
Pricing:
3 books+VHS=$65
Any 2 books+VHS=$47
Any 1 book+VHS=$33
Only 7 available.
Hit me up directly.
The Cvlt Video Package.
Books and a FREE VHS 😎
Pricing:
3 books+VHS=$65
Any 2 books+VHS=$47
Any 1 book+VHS=$33
Only 7 available.
Hit me up directly.
Workin truck.
Fridee let’s gooooooo
Fridee let’s gooooooo
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Workin truck.
Fridee let’s gooooooo
Fridee let’s gooooooo
“Wake up, young man…”
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“Wake up, young man…”
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Nice try, but you cannot convince me the Now You See Mes are real movies. They are the posters that hang in the background of TV shows about Hollywood.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nice try, but you cannot convince me the Now You See Mes are real movies. They are the posters that hang in the background of TV shows about Hollywood.
Bout to check out this new Kostnatēni…
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bout to check out this new Kostnatēni…
Hooded Menace -
Lachrymose Monuments of Obscuration
Most I’ve enjoyed a straight up metal album in ages.
Bout 1000 times in my life I’ve thought “I don’t really even like metal…”
But nah I do, it just has to be really good.
Lotta similarities with the new Ghost.
👍👍
Lachrymose Monuments of Obscuration
Most I’ve enjoyed a straight up metal album in ages.
Bout 1000 times in my life I’ve thought “I don’t really even like metal…”
But nah I do, it just has to be really good.
Lotta similarities with the new Ghost.
👍👍
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hooded Menace -
Lachrymose Monuments of Obscuration
Most I’ve enjoyed a straight up metal album in ages.
Bout 1000 times in my life I’ve thought “I don’t really even like metal…”
But nah I do, it just has to be really good.
Lotta similarities with the new Ghost.
👍👍
Lachrymose Monuments of Obscuration
Most I’ve enjoyed a straight up metal album in ages.
Bout 1000 times in my life I’ve thought “I don’t really even like metal…”
But nah I do, it just has to be really good.
Lotta similarities with the new Ghost.
👍👍
Three hours of sleep in three days.
Feel like this dude.
Off work and headed home now but will I sleep?
Only the gods may say.
Feel like this dude.
Off work and headed home now but will I sleep?
Only the gods may say.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Three hours of sleep in three days.
Feel like this dude.
Off work and headed home now but will I sleep?
Only the gods may say.
Feel like this dude.
Off work and headed home now but will I sleep?
Only the gods may say.
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Fans of queer, extreme and body horror literature you Need to check out Rain Corbyn's Body of Work, it is a really incredible collection of horror, it's fun, disturbing and intense, with some of the grossest stuff I've read in a while (foot skin fetish...), some messy queer disabled erotica
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Fans of queer, extreme and body horror literature you Need to check out Rain Corbyn's Body of Work, it is a really incredible collection of horror, it's fun, disturbing and intense, with some of the grossest stuff I've read in a while (foot skin fetish...), some messy queer disabled erotica
All the new jacks postin songs from the Nottakast albums.
a man wearing a jersey with the letter g on it looks at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a jersey with the letter g on it looks at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
All the new jacks postin songs from the Nottakast albums.
The live version of “I’m So Afraid” from The Dance is heavier and doomier than most of these wack-ass doom bands out there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The live version of “I’m So Afraid” from The Dance is heavier and doomier than most of these wack-ass doom bands out there.
Watched “there are monsters” (2013).
Really really interesting setup that was tanked by terrible dialogue, hokey lazy digital fx, and a third act that went nowhere.
First 30 minutes still manage to be hella creepy despite insufferable dialogue.
4/10 💀
Really really interesting setup that was tanked by terrible dialogue, hokey lazy digital fx, and a third act that went nowhere.
First 30 minutes still manage to be hella creepy despite insufferable dialogue.
4/10 💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Watched “there are monsters” (2013).
Really really interesting setup that was tanked by terrible dialogue, hokey lazy digital fx, and a third act that went nowhere.
First 30 minutes still manage to be hella creepy despite insufferable dialogue.
4/10 💀
Really really interesting setup that was tanked by terrible dialogue, hokey lazy digital fx, and a third act that went nowhere.
First 30 minutes still manage to be hella creepy despite insufferable dialogue.
4/10 💀
DEUS IRAE
Best movie I’ve seen in ages.
Ominous, violent, savage, incendiary.
Practical fx, amazing casting and performances.
You get frames this good every five minutes.
The most black metal movie since Begotten.
Go watch this shit immediately.
10/10 💀
Best movie I’ve seen in ages.
Ominous, violent, savage, incendiary.
Practical fx, amazing casting and performances.
You get frames this good every five minutes.
The most black metal movie since Begotten.
Go watch this shit immediately.
10/10 💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
DEUS IRAE
Best movie I’ve seen in ages.
Ominous, violent, savage, incendiary.
Practical fx, amazing casting and performances.
You get frames this good every five minutes.
The most black metal movie since Begotten.
Go watch this shit immediately.
10/10 💀
Best movie I’ve seen in ages.
Ominous, violent, savage, incendiary.
Practical fx, amazing casting and performances.
You get frames this good every five minutes.
The most black metal movie since Begotten.
Go watch this shit immediately.
10/10 💀
I am forever tappin the unmute on some “new” music video on Instagram and hearin about 5 seconds worth of the most tired, ripped off nonsense and scrollin right on past it.
We are mired in nostalgia for eras we weren’t even part of.
Caught in a loop of recycled aesthetics.
🤮
We are mired in nostalgia for eras we weren’t even part of.
Caught in a loop of recycled aesthetics.
🤮
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am forever tappin the unmute on some “new” music video on Instagram and hearin about 5 seconds worth of the most tired, ripped off nonsense and scrollin right on past it.
We are mired in nostalgia for eras we weren’t even part of.
Caught in a loop of recycled aesthetics.
🤮
We are mired in nostalgia for eras we weren’t even part of.
Caught in a loop of recycled aesthetics.
🤮
New KAUAN is the best since Sorni Nai.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
New KAUAN is the best since Sorni Nai.
Let it be known that my dear friend OF Cieri was writing a gay conversion camp horror book way before I saw any of these other ones and I guarantee it’s better but I don’t know if she’ll ever finish it and release it now.
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Let it be known that my dear friend OF Cieri was writing a gay conversion camp horror book way before I saw any of these other ones and I guarantee it’s better but I don’t know if she’ll ever finish it and release it now.
Rosalia -
LUX
This album knocked my socks off.
Can’t stop listening.
If you’re into Diamanda Galás, Björk, and generally progressive, artsy ladies, peep this shit immediately.
LUX
This album knocked my socks off.
Can’t stop listening.
If you’re into Diamanda Galás, Björk, and generally progressive, artsy ladies, peep this shit immediately.
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rosalia -
LUX
This album knocked my socks off.
Can’t stop listening.
If you’re into Diamanda Galás, Björk, and generally progressive, artsy ladies, peep this shit immediately.
LUX
This album knocked my socks off.
Can’t stop listening.
If you’re into Diamanda Galás, Björk, and generally progressive, artsy ladies, peep this shit immediately.
Part of the problem is that music used to be made for speakers but now it’s made for headphones.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Part of the problem is that music used to be made for speakers but now it’s made for headphones.
Congratulations to the people of NYC for voting for a dude who seems like he gives a fuck about other people.
Maybe that’ll work out for y’all.
Maybe that’ll work out for y’all.
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Congratulations to the people of NYC for voting for a dude who seems like he gives a fuck about other people.
Maybe that’ll work out for y’all.
Maybe that’ll work out for y’all.
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HES GOT ME
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
HES GOT ME
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watched ghostwatch for the first time last night and there was way more talk about a gloryhole in there than i was expecting
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
watched ghostwatch for the first time last night and there was way more talk about a gloryhole in there than i was expecting
Offerings.
Material through the veil.
See you on the other side, David.🖤
Material through the veil.
See you on the other side, David.🖤
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Offerings.
Material through the veil.
See you on the other side, David.🖤
Material through the veil.
See you on the other side, David.🖤
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Oh the magic compressed into the first 30 pages of @stephenking.bsky.social ‘s THE GUNSLINGER…
It’s like suddenly noticing a door in a house you’ve lived in all your life, and when thrown open, finding yourself staring at an alien landscape in a world almost familiar.
What a trick. What a wonder.
It’s like suddenly noticing a door in a house you’ve lived in all your life, and when thrown open, finding yourself staring at an alien landscape in a world almost familiar.
What a trick. What a wonder.
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh the magic compressed into the first 30 pages of @stephenking.bsky.social ‘s THE GUNSLINGER…
It’s like suddenly noticing a door in a house you’ve lived in all your life, and when thrown open, finding yourself staring at an alien landscape in a world almost familiar.
What a trick. What a wonder.
It’s like suddenly noticing a door in a house you’ve lived in all your life, and when thrown open, finding yourself staring at an alien landscape in a world almost familiar.
What a trick. What a wonder.
Found a cave yesterday.
And a cryptid.
Took her home.🖤
And a cryptid.
Took her home.🖤
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Found a cave yesterday.
And a cryptid.
Took her home.🖤
And a cryptid.
Took her home.🖤