Evan Dean Shelton
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Evan Dean Shelton
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Writer, musician, filmmaker, podcaster, adventurer, Southerner, occult practitioner. Creator of The Lurking Transmission. Horror ist krieg. Hail holy Death.
“Wake up, young man…”
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Cinema.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Bout to check out this new Kostnatēni…
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hooded Menace -
Lachrymose Monuments of Obscuration

Most I’ve enjoyed a straight up metal album in ages.

Bout 1000 times in my life I’ve thought “I don’t really even like metal…”
But nah I do, it just has to be really good.

Lotta similarities with the new Ghost.

👍👍
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Three hours of sleep in three days.
Feel like this dude.

Off work and headed home now but will I sleep?
Only the gods may say.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The live version of “I’m So Afraid” from The Dance is heavier and doomier than most of these wack-ass doom bands out there.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Watched “there are monsters” (2013).

Really really interesting setup that was tanked by terrible dialogue, hokey lazy digital fx, and a third act that went nowhere.

First 30 minutes still manage to be hella creepy despite insufferable dialogue.

4/10 💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
DEUS IRAE

Best movie I’ve seen in ages.

Ominous, violent, savage, incendiary.

Practical fx, amazing casting and performances.

You get frames this good every five minutes.

The most black metal movie since Begotten.

Go watch this shit immediately.

10/10 💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
New KAUAN is the best since Sorni Nai.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Rosalia -
LUX

This album knocked my socks off.
Can’t stop listening.

If you’re into Diamanda Galás, Björk, and generally progressive, artsy ladies, peep this shit immediately.
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
🖤
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Offerings.
Material through the veil.

See you on the other side, David.🖤
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New favorite photo of me, courtesy of Michael Tichy.

#voidcon
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Found a cave yesterday.
And a cryptid.
Took her home.🖤
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Alive and crusty.
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
NEW
LURKING
TRANSMISSION
GET
LURKED
DIE
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
NEW
LURKING
TRANSMISSION
GET
LURKED
DIE
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Tonight is Devil’s Night,
and with it comes a new episode of
The Lurking Transmission.

Featuring…

LIGHTS OUT 1985
In which a reporter finds herself in very…compromising positions…

It’s a horny horrific Halloween hootenanny, y’all.

Now streaming…

🔥😈🔥
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Devil’s Night approaches.

The gate is open wide.

You are not safe. Now or ever.
Be ready.

😃
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I have written thousands of words in the past two weeks.

Woke up with a weird thin patch of blood on my forehead.
Couldn’t find a scratch or cut anywhere.

Tis the season! 🙏
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Last year’s entry in my LIGHTS OUT series is a departure from the normal 80s thing.

It’s set in the gotdamn future.

It’s about a couple of psychonaut ghost hunter podcasters who do a live episode from Savannah on Halloween night.

Hope you’re ready for a tea party…

🎃

(link below)
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tis the season for tellin stories…

The Lurking Transmission is planet earth’s one and only black metal horror podcast.

16 hours of horror and black metal
(and other kinds of music with teeth).

Find it wherever you find podcasts. Probably.

Press play and get lurked.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
All the young dudes are either doin the normcore Sporty Spice thing, or they have weird mullets and weak mustaches and weird pants.

I can’t even properly contextualize what it must be like to navigate social spaces where everybody either looks like bread or a cartoon.

Woe. Woe.
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM