Jeebs
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I'm done with Meta platforms. Time to hang out here. Thanks for having me! (Yes, I'm a real person; I just like this caricature someone made for me.)
What's funny is, Bush was called stupid nightly and he did not complain. He did not cite fairness. He did not bash media or comedians. If this man shrinks anymore he'll fit in my second grader's pocket.
President Farquaad needs to get ahold of himself and read that pesky document he swore an oath to defend.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What's funny is, Bush was called stupid nightly and he did not complain. He did not cite fairness. He did not bash media or comedians. If this man shrinks anymore he'll fit in my second grader's pocket.
Am I the only one who thinks *enough already* with the Epstein files? The Dems always try to *get* Trump on something and fail every time. We know what's in there. It has no effect.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Am I the only one who thinks *enough already* with the Epstein files? The Dems always try to *get* Trump on something and fail every time. We know what's in there. It has no effect.
Once, our country broke up these companies that got too big and too greedy. Remember that? Neither do I because most of us weren't alive when it happened. If only we could learn from our past ...
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Once, our country broke up these companies that got too big and too greedy. Remember that? Neither do I because most of us weren't alive when it happened. If only we could learn from our past ...
The thing is, what else would you expect? He's nothing if not predictable. It's hard to find the words to describe how I feel knowing this came out of our president's mouth. I guess all I can say is I wish it weren't so. I wish HE wasn't so.
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The thing is, what else would you expect? He's nothing if not predictable. It's hard to find the words to describe how I feel knowing this came out of our president's mouth. I guess all I can say is I wish it weren't so. I wish HE wasn't so.
Let's face it, Sandy Hook was the line in the sand. Right then we decided our kids' deaths are the price we pay to leave things exactly as they are in America with guns. #fuckyourguns
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let's face it, Sandy Hook was the line in the sand. Right then we decided our kids' deaths are the price we pay to leave things exactly as they are in America with guns. #fuckyourguns
Remember that hate is taught.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Remember that hate is taught.
Everything is bullshit and fake news and overblown until it affects them personally. Take your insider-trading millions and STFU. You have been utterly useless for your people outside of raising money and causing division. Why do the worst people always get ahead? I'm so angry 😡
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everything is bullshit and fake news and overblown until it affects them personally. Take your insider-trading millions and STFU. You have been utterly useless for your people outside of raising money and causing division. Why do the worst people always get ahead? I'm so angry 😡
Next, he's winning CrossFit Athlete of the Year. Bet.
This isn't a Participation Trophy, it's a Non-Participation Trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Next, he's winning CrossFit Athlete of the Year. Bet.
I keep saying it over and over but the rules have changed, so it's time to play by the new ones. IMO McConnell set the precedent. All blue states must now gerrymander in the same fashion to level (and hopefully exceed) the playing field.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I keep saying it over and over but the rules have changed, so it's time to play by the new ones. IMO McConnell set the precedent. All blue states must now gerrymander in the same fashion to level (and hopefully exceed) the playing field.
Yup.
Guess the speed of democracy depends on who you voted for and what they look like.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yup.
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Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Chess move. Dems as usual lose bc they are weaklings.
Todd Blanche tried to justify giving Maxwell special treatment and privileges because of her supposed “cooperation.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chess move. Dems as usual lose bc they are weaklings.
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuck her! This ain't a fucking redemption tour.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuck her! This ain't a fucking redemption tour.
At this point, who doesn't believe them? GOP or dem, if they diddled kids they gotta see solitary for life.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
At this point, who doesn't believe them? GOP or dem, if they diddled kids they gotta see solitary for life.
No they shouldn't. Politics is the least religious, least God-fearing occupation on earth. Anyone who claims to believe in God who supported a thrice-married rapist has ZERO credibility. End of story.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
No they shouldn't. Politics is the least religious, least God-fearing occupation on earth. Anyone who claims to believe in God who supported a thrice-married rapist has ZERO credibility. End of story.
It's not ironic. Everything they say is happening, everything they accuse the opposition of doing - loudly, I might add - is all a smokescreen to cover up their high crimes. I want to see them all hung. Use the gallows erected for Pence. That's irony!
I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's not ironic. Everything they say is happening, everything they accuse the opposition of doing - loudly, I might add - is all a smokescreen to cover up their high crimes. I want to see them all hung. Use the gallows erected for Pence. That's irony!
The caving is why I am no longer a registered Democrat. I don't know who represents me anymore? GOP is ruthless and Dems are spineless. It's a political Sophie's choice for me.
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The caving is why I am no longer a registered Democrat. I don't know who represents me anymore? GOP is ruthless and Dems are spineless. It's a political Sophie's choice for me.
And next week, yours truly will be named MLB MVP.
The greatest patriot in the history of patriots. So much patriotism.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And next week, yours truly will be named MLB MVP.
Holy shit, is this real?!
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Holy shit, is this real?!
I still detest murder (we all should) but no notes on this.
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I still detest murder (we all should) but no notes on this.
Bigger than the "biggest inauguration crowd ever" huh?
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bigger than the "biggest inauguration crowd ever" huh?
Why don't we ever ever ever learn from the past? Shit, we've only got 250 years of history to sift through. We are not condemned to repeat the past. We just do. Because we're lazy and dumb.
Journalist Edward R. Murrow used his platform on CBS to criticize the witch hunts led by Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s.
This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
This is what real journalism should do — hold power to account, not capitulate to it.
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why don't we ever ever ever learn from the past? Shit, we've only got 250 years of history to sift through. We are not condemned to repeat the past. We just do. Because we're lazy and dumb.
This is an empire crumbling from within. Rapidly. China, Russia, Iran, North Korea rejoice daily. It'll be their century soon if we allow this to continue. Never been more fearful of the future than I am today. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this. Not even my own family.
There is no left wing terrorism organization or machine in America.
They just want to kill Americans.
They just want to kill Americans.
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is an empire crumbling from within. Rapidly. China, Russia, Iran, North Korea rejoice daily. It'll be their century soon if we allow this to continue. Never been more fearful of the future than I am today. I will never forgive anyone who voted for this. Not even my own family.
Yes and yes. Funny how loan forgiveness for the educated was such a lightning rod but being Fezzik on the goon squad is what's respected.
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yes and yes. Funny how loan forgiveness for the educated was such a lightning rod but being Fezzik on the goon squad is what's respected.
Well said.
Rest in peace, Jane Goodall.
You taught us that kindness is a form of strength and that respect for life in all its forms is the truest measure of humanity. You will be dearly missed.
You taught us that kindness is a form of strength and that respect for life in all its forms is the truest measure of humanity. You will be dearly missed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well said.