Scientology
@realscientology.bsky.social
The SP assassin. The PTS poacher. The realest out here. Give me Theta or give me death.
Controlling MEST since 1950.
RIP L RON. 🙏 COME BACK SOON.
Controlling MEST since 1950.
RIP L RON. 🙏 COME BACK SOON.
What is this bigoted community post??
All those fuckers deserved it, and if you keep fucking around you're next!
All those fuckers deserved it, and if you keep fucking around you're next!
December 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
What is this bigoted community post??
All those fuckers deserved it, and if you keep fucking around you're next!
All those fuckers deserved it, and if you keep fucking around you're next!
Luigi was right. Health Care CEOs are a detriment to humanities theta.
Dianetics,not Doctors.
Dianetics,not Doctors.
December 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Luigi was right. Health Care CEOs are a detriment to humanities theta.
Dianetics,not Doctors.
Dianetics,not Doctors.
Help is on the way.
December 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Help is on the way.
Come on yall! We can't let this happen!
We need to KSW.
We need to KSW.
December 23, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Come on yall! We can't let this happen!
We need to KSW.
We need to KSW.
Good
Bei Samsung TV läuft einfach Scientology Werbung
December 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Good
What are you getting for Christmas?
Were making a list and checking it twice!
Gunna find out who's on or off lines.
LRH is coming to town.
Were making a list and checking it twice!
Gunna find out who's on or off lines.
LRH is coming to town.
December 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
What are you getting for Christmas?
Were making a list and checking it twice!
Gunna find out who's on or off lines.
LRH is coming to town.
Were making a list and checking it twice!
Gunna find out who's on or off lines.
LRH is coming to town.
December 15, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by Scientology
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Scientology
December 14, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Scientology
As we get deeper into December, we are reminded of our friend Kirstie Alley who passed away on December 5, 2022.
May her Thetan find Scientology again, this time before it finds Cocaine.
Ron Bless.
May her Thetan find Scientology again, this time before it finds Cocaine.
Ron Bless.
December 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
As we get deeper into December, we are reminded of our friend Kirstie Alley who passed away on December 5, 2022.
May her Thetan find Scientology again, this time before it finds Cocaine.
Ron Bless.
May her Thetan find Scientology again, this time before it finds Cocaine.
Ron Bless.
We are citizens of more than 180 nations who are united by a common purpose: to spread our message and your girls legs. We are Scientologists.
December 11, 2024 at 10:46 PM
We are citizens of more than 180 nations who are united by a common purpose: to spread our message and your girls legs. We are Scientologists.
I'm here to kick ass and clear Engrams...and I'm all out of Engrams.
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I'm here to kick ass and clear Engrams...and I'm all out of Engrams.
Exactly! It doesn't matter if she was apart of Jones Town, Heavens Gate or us.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HER RELEGIOUS AFFLIATION?!?
(Thank you GaPatriot for doing our work for us, your payment is in the mail)
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HER RELEGIOUS AFFLIATION?!?
(Thank you GaPatriot for doing our work for us, your payment is in the mail)
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Exactly! It doesn't matter if she was apart of Jones Town, Heavens Gate or us.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HER RELEGIOUS AFFLIATION?!?
(Thank you GaPatriot for doing our work for us, your payment is in the mail)
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION HER RELEGIOUS AFFLIATION?!?
(Thank you GaPatriot for doing our work for us, your payment is in the mail)
AND WE WILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
The church of Scientology tried to recruit me today🤣
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 PM
AND WE WILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
This is disgusting!
Anyone who wears this is INSTABANNED from Scientology services and will be immediately cast off the Bridge to Total Freedom.
Anyone who wears this is INSTABANNED from Scientology services and will be immediately cast off the Bridge to Total Freedom.
This new design is to celebrate the move to The Haunted Theater.
You can get the tee now:
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The rest of the collection drops Thursday, right before the first broadcast from the new space.
You can get the tee now:
eplex.store/products/lim...
The rest of the collection drops Thursday, right before the first broadcast from the new space.
December 9, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This is disgusting!
Anyone who wears this is INSTABANNED from Scientology services and will be immediately cast off the Bridge to Total Freedom.
Anyone who wears this is INSTABANNED from Scientology services and will be immediately cast off the Bridge to Total Freedom.
Shout out to @whosgoingtohell.bsky.social for this amazing post.
Please send us your Venmo so we can get payment to you promptly.
Scientologists DO believe in God. It is the 8th dynamic, it is the least important of them, but it's there... for legal purposes.
Please send us your Venmo so we can get payment to you promptly.
Scientologists DO believe in God. It is the 8th dynamic, it is the least important of them, but it's there... for legal purposes.
The Church of Scientology does not have a set dogma about God, but it does affirm the existence of a deity. Scientologists are encouraged to form their own understanding of God, and the Church places more emphasis on the human mind and the individual's godlike nature than on the nature of God.
December 8, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Shout out to @whosgoingtohell.bsky.social for this amazing post.
Please send us your Venmo so we can get payment to you promptly.
Scientologists DO believe in God. It is the 8th dynamic, it is the least important of them, but it's there... for legal purposes.
Please send us your Venmo so we can get payment to you promptly.
Scientologists DO believe in God. It is the 8th dynamic, it is the least important of them, but it's there... for legal purposes.
WARNING: ALL PTS/SP POSTERS
PREPARE TO BE ENTURBULATED
PREPARE TO BE ENTURBULATED
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
WARNING: ALL PTS/SP POSTERS
PREPARE TO BE ENTURBULATED
PREPARE TO BE ENTURBULATED
To all the people calling this a "Parody" account, read the name...
You good for nothing SPs are all getting cleared on the word "Real"
You good for nothing SPs are all getting cleared on the word "Real"
December 8, 2024 at 4:51 PM
To all the people calling this a "Parody" account, read the name...
You good for nothing SPs are all getting cleared on the word "Real"
You good for nothing SPs are all getting cleared on the word "Real"
Over 69 Trillion words written.
December 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Over 69 Trillion words written.
Yes Skrillex is a Scientologist.
No, Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites is not about L Ron Hubbard drinking refreshing a lemon lime soda.
No, Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites is not about L Ron Hubbard drinking refreshing a lemon lime soda.
December 4, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Yes Skrillex is a Scientologist.
No, Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites is not about L Ron Hubbard drinking refreshing a lemon lime soda.
No, Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites is not about L Ron Hubbard drinking refreshing a lemon lime soda.
This is not a parody account. We don't fuck with Jokers and Degraders.
This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now, we may never again have another chance
This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now, we may never again have another chance
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
This is not a parody account. We don't fuck with Jokers and Degraders.
This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now, we may never again have another chance
This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now, we may never again have another chance
From now on, he will be known as W Ron Hubbard, cause we never take an L
December 4, 2024 at 6:36 PM
From now on, he will be known as W Ron Hubbard, cause we never take an L
Fuckin say it to my face.
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Fuckin say it to my face.
"Once I was really enturbulated by a nose break that didn't heal properly, one day Captain David Miscavige came and punched me square on the nose and reset it. Thank you David, being able to go to the doctor would have been nice but this was a great substitute" - Austin.
December 4, 2024 at 6:20 PM
"Once I was really enturbulated by a nose break that didn't heal properly, one day Captain David Miscavige came and punched me square on the nose and reset it. Thank you David, being able to go to the doctor would have been nice but this was a great substitute" - Austin.
Miscavage Fact: David is a world-class Auditor and Artist.
See this rare image of David and his drawing of L Ron Hubbard.
Now on display at the Museum of Death.
See this rare image of David and his drawing of L Ron Hubbard.
Now on display at the Museum of Death.
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Miscavage Fact: David is a world-class Auditor and Artist.
See this rare image of David and his drawing of L Ron Hubbard.
Now on display at the Museum of Death.
See this rare image of David and his drawing of L Ron Hubbard.
Now on display at the Museum of Death.
There is nothing Sus about David's Sex.
He has never been out 2D and is a strong and powerful lover.
We will not take this kind of slander.
He has never been out 2D and is a strong and powerful lover.
We will not take this kind of slander.
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
There is nothing Sus about David's Sex.
He has never been out 2D and is a strong and powerful lover.
We will not take this kind of slander.
He has never been out 2D and is a strong and powerful lover.
We will not take this kind of slander.