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The SP assassin. The PTS poacher. The realest out here. Give me Theta or give me death.

Controlling MEST since 1950.

RIP L RON. 🙏 COME BACK SOON.
I KNOW RIGHT???

GET YOUR COPY OF DIANETICS TODAY!
December 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
This megachurch has more members in this one congregation than we have in the entire world.

Only Seaorg members are slaves, the rest are free to work whatever job they want.

All Christians are slaves to Christ. No comparison.
December 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
It's Xenu...put some respect in the name.

But W comment regardless. Good work in keeping Scientology Working.

Hail Thetan.
December 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Good work sir. People were saying you were fu ki g the tomato, be we knew ot was SP nonsense.
December 25, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Why not both?
December 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
This is what we have been saying. Finally speaking some sense.
December 23, 2024 at 9:37 PM
People only leak the good shit.

Why would anyone leak the Bible? To listen to that bitch Paul?
December 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Y'all think it's bougie, I'm like, it's fine. But I'm trying to give you a million dollars worth of game for $9.99.
December 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
As a Scientologist I find the name Carl Swagan offensive.

Real swag is making a Donation to the Church.
December 23, 2024 at 9:33 PM
The only thing we are taxing is that ass.

Clearing engrams and SPs since 1950
December 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
We don't need to hide it anymore. We got the Money, Power, and could give a fuck about your respect.

We stackin bills and getting written into wills.

Hail Thetan.
December 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Opened Bluesky

Saw reply from Scientology

Got free personality test.
December 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Hell yeah my brother in Hubbard.
December 15, 2024 at 2:06 AM
She's with your hairbrush.
December 14, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Don't worry everyone. We will be filing a formal complaint, and plan to drag this out as long as possible.
December 14, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Sexy Larry boy over here thinks they can call us out??

You would be better off finding your hair brush and getting Mr Lunt his Cheeseburger if you knew what was good for you.

Alfred. We got work to do.
December 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM