Regal Beagle
@realregalbeagle.bsky.social
Queer furry in their 30s with a M.Div
Extraordinarily religious but not in the way you're thinking
Current goal is to get humiliated on a podcast or learn how to drive
Extraordinarily religious but not in the way you're thinking
Current goal is to get humiliated on a podcast or learn how to drive
Yeah, things are about to get bad.
You can't fix everything. You can protect your neighbors.
You can't fix everything. You can protect your neighbors.
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yeah, things are about to get bad.
You can't fix everything. You can protect your neighbors.
You can't fix everything. You can protect your neighbors.
Bold to think there is going to be a 2028 election.
January 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Bold to think there is going to be a 2028 election.
She's not defending Trump. She's pointing out a factual inaccuracy because facts are not a team sport. So, what's your point?
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
She's not defending Trump. She's pointing out a factual inaccuracy because facts are not a team sport. So, what's your point?
Beat me to it!
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Beat me to it!
Reminds me of the first date I had with my husband. He pounded me out and then taught me to shoot. Well, tried. I'm very stiff and rigid.
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reminds me of the first date I had with my husband. He pounded me out and then taught me to shoot. Well, tried. I'm very stiff and rigid.
Self-harm comes in many forms.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Self-harm comes in many forms.
I have 12.5 4E feet. Ain't happening :P
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I have 12.5 4E feet. Ain't happening :P
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Like, look, I don't want to sound WEIRD or anything I think this is a pretty normal thing to say but I would be happy just being Nick's hairbrush, I would settle for that
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Like, look, I don't want to sound WEIRD or anything I think this is a pretty normal thing to say but I would be happy just being Nick's hairbrush, I would settle for that
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
Hairy tops aren't allowed to make decisions. They exist to shove my face into the pillow and make my legs wobbly for the next six hours.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hairy tops aren't allowed to make decisions. They exist to shove my face into the pillow and make my legs wobbly for the next six hours.
Lol, this was five days before I almost died. Another oopsie in the history of my life.
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Lol, this was five days before I almost died. Another oopsie in the history of my life.
Energy is still recovering though. Really wiped me out.
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Energy is still recovering though. Really wiped me out.
She and I are being drunk at 3AM tossing a lime scooter into a ravine. That's the only trans woman worth hanging out with. She points at me, asks, "they/them" and I say "I guess" and I've just made a new best friend for the night.
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
She and I are being drunk at 3AM tossing a lime scooter into a ravine. That's the only trans woman worth hanging out with. She points at me, asks, "they/them" and I say "I guess" and I've just made a new best friend for the night.
I knew what I signed up for. That doesn't mean I can't hate it.
September 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I knew what I signed up for. That doesn't mean I can't hate it.
Because they are trying to get me to kms
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Because they are trying to get me to kms