Regal Beagle
@realregalbeagle.bsky.social
Queer furry in their 30s with a M.Div
Extraordinarily religious but not in the way you're thinking
Current goal is to get humiliated on a podcast or learn how to drive
Extraordinarily religious but not in the way you're thinking
Current goal is to get humiliated on a podcast or learn how to drive
Yay. Almost through another day of debilitating pain immobilizing me from life.
All I can do is brain rot. I fucking hate this.
All I can do is brain rot. I fucking hate this.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yay. Almost through another day of debilitating pain immobilizing me from life.
All I can do is brain rot. I fucking hate this.
All I can do is brain rot. I fucking hate this.
Trans women doing only one shot out of their friend's cleavage instead of two is a recession indicator.
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Trans women doing only one shot out of their friend's cleavage instead of two is a recession indicator.
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Like, look, I don't want to sound WEIRD or anything I think this is a pretty normal thing to say but I would be happy just being Nick's hairbrush, I would settle for that
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Like, look, I don't want to sound WEIRD or anything I think this is a pretty normal thing to say but I would be happy just being Nick's hairbrush, I would settle for that
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
But then he does THIS?? Holy fuck
R.I.P to Dick Cheney and his giant horse cock. The well-hung ear criminal has now returned to his abode in Hell.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
R.I.P to Dick Cheney and his giant horse cock. The well-hung ear criminal has now returned to his abode in Hell.
Slow and steady recovery from pancreatitis. Finally not looking like dogshit. Yay! Stopped drinking too and some of my grays went away.
#pancreatitissucked #thepainmedsweregoodthough #thisisthirtysomething
#pancreatitissucked #thepainmedsweregoodthough #thisisthirtysomething
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Slow and steady recovery from pancreatitis. Finally not looking like dogshit. Yay! Stopped drinking too and some of my grays went away.
#pancreatitissucked #thepainmedsweregoodthough #thisisthirtysomething
#pancreatitissucked #thepainmedsweregoodthough #thisisthirtysomething
oops, forgot to eat today.
September 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
oops, forgot to eat today.
Miss my husband.
I fucking hate being a military spouse.
I fucking hate being a military spouse.
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Miss my husband.
I fucking hate being a military spouse.
I fucking hate being a military spouse.
I am the Pagan threat and gonna fuck your husband. So amazing to see a book written about me
September 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I am the Pagan threat and gonna fuck your husband. So amazing to see a book written about me
Save me Doja Cat
September 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Save me Doja Cat
Gavin Newsome is a dumb fuck.
September 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Gavin Newsome is a dumb fuck.
I'm terribly bored. I should be writing but I'm just playing Civ 7.
I hate myself sometimes.
I hate myself sometimes.
September 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm terribly bored. I should be writing but I'm just playing Civ 7.
I hate myself sometimes.
I hate myself sometimes.
Charlie Kirk
Popped like a water balloon
Dipshits say "gone too soon"
Ten years ago wouldn't be too soon
Gonna goon to a popped water balloon.
Popped like a water balloon
Dipshits say "gone too soon"
Ten years ago wouldn't be too soon
Gonna goon to a popped water balloon.
September 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Charlie Kirk
Popped like a water balloon
Dipshits say "gone too soon"
Ten years ago wouldn't be too soon
Gonna goon to a popped water balloon.
Popped like a water balloon
Dipshits say "gone too soon"
Ten years ago wouldn't be too soon
Gonna goon to a popped water balloon.
The "Hey Fascist, Catch" followed by the arrow sequence is the input code for the 500kg bomb in Helldivers 2. How do I know this? I play a lot of Helldivers 2. Last night I took down a Hive Lord.
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The "Hey Fascist, Catch" followed by the arrow sequence is the input code for the 500kg bomb in Helldivers 2. How do I know this? I play a lot of Helldivers 2. Last night I took down a Hive Lord.
Can we just be honest and admit Lana beefing with Ethel Cain is just part of her slowly turning towards doing a right-wing grift? It is so fucking obvious.
#lanadelrey #ethelcain
#lanadelrey #ethelcain
August 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can we just be honest and admit Lana beefing with Ethel Cain is just part of her slowly turning towards doing a right-wing grift? It is so fucking obvious.
#lanadelrey #ethelcain
#lanadelrey #ethelcain
Got told by a stranger today that I was too pretty to be riding the bus so that's cool I guess.
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Got told by a stranger today that I was too pretty to be riding the bus so that's cool I guess.
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With Hulk Hogan dying, Marjorie Taylor Greene has fewer options when it comes to sending people to pretend to be her at events she doesn't want to attend.
July 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
With Hulk Hogan dying, Marjorie Taylor Greene has fewer options when it comes to sending people to pretend to be her at events she doesn't want to attend.
The biggest moral problem with bestiality is that it implies someone is fucking Mr.Beast.
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The biggest moral problem with bestiality is that it implies someone is fucking Mr.Beast.
Ashkenazi men hmu.
June 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ashkenazi men hmu.
Drew Afualo couldn't beat me in a fight because I would immediately piss myself and submit.
June 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Drew Afualo couldn't beat me in a fight because I would immediately piss myself and submit.
My husband has decided Benson Boone is an ex-marine in the Vietnam war and is the villain of the story.
June 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My husband has decided Benson Boone is an ex-marine in the Vietnam war and is the villain of the story.
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June 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM