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I am 中工冂 与廾工 廾凵丹冂丏 1st Emperor of the Middle Kingdom. Crazy Lich Asian. Very big deal! Pronouns: 朕/陛下.
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· Jun 24
XIONGNU. DO NOT RAID THOSE FRONTIER AGRICULTURAL TUNTIAN HAMLETS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR HORSE-ARCHERS HOME, NOW! YING ZHENG, DIVINE-SOVEREIGN OF GREAT QIN
Truly, it is the beneficent & virtuous empire that ensures that it's magnanimous police actions are all properly framed & shot for convenient video distribution! Auspicious!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Truly, it is the beneficent & virtuous empire that ensures that it's magnanimous police actions are all properly framed & shot for convenient video distribution! Auspicious!!
MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE CONFUCIAN TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS, AS DIVINE-THEARCH OF ALL UNDER HEAVEN, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF GRAVE PROPORTION!
THE HANJIAN THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED AT THE WALL RIGHT NOW...
THE HANJIAN THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED AT THE WALL RIGHT NOW...
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE CONFUCIAN TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS, AS DIVINE-THEARCH OF ALL UNDER HEAVEN, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF GRAVE PROPORTION!
THE HANJIAN THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED AT THE WALL RIGHT NOW...
THE HANJIAN THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED AT THE WALL RIGHT NOW...
I don't care when the Court passes the Secretariat's Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don't want Legalists to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we've had, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL, Closed Borders No Men in the Inner Court
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I don't care when the Court passes the Secretariat's Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don't want Legalists to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we've had, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL, Closed Borders No Men in the Inner Court
Sima Qian is suffering from an incurable case of Qin Derangement Syndrome (QDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage, likely due to the fact that his "historical annals" is a Ratings DISASTER. Aside from everything else, Sima has no testicles, and he should be buried IMMEDIATELY!
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sima Qian is suffering from an incurable case of Qin Derangement Syndrome (QDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage, likely due to the fact that his "historical annals" is a Ratings DISASTER. Aside from everything else, Sima has no testicles, and he should be buried IMMEDIATELY!
Lightweight Prisoner Transport Officer Liu Bong (Because you'd have to be smoking Green Grass from your BONG to like this guy!), betrayed the entire Qin Empire when he turned Confucian, performed poorly on his trip to Mt. Li, and became the LION that we all know he always was...
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lightweight Prisoner Transport Officer Liu Bong (Because you'd have to be smoking Green Grass from your BONG to like this guy!), betrayed the entire Qin Empire when he turned Confucian, performed poorly on his trip to Mt. Li, and became the LION that we all know he always was...
Now that the Confucians are using the Xu Fu Hoax, involving Confucians, not Legalists, to try and deflect from their disastrous WRONGTHINK, and all of their other failures, I will be asking Chancellor Zhao Gao, and the Ministry of Justice...
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Now that the Confucians are using the Xu Fu Hoax, involving Confucians, not Legalists, to try and deflect from their disastrous WRONGTHINK, and all of their other failures, I will be asking Chancellor Zhao Gao, and the Ministry of Justice...
While mercury prices have dropped substantially, the price of Great Wall construction has gone up - therefore, you know that something is "fishy." We will get to the bottom of it very quickly, if there is criminality, those people responsible will pay a steep price!
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
While mercury prices have dropped substantially, the price of Great Wall construction has gone up - therefore, you know that something is "fishy." We will get to the bottom of it very quickly, if there is criminality, those people responsible will pay a steep price!
If Confucian Candidate Liu Bei win the Succession for Sovereign of the Empire, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Ancestral Blessings, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home...
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If Confucian Candidate Liu Bei win the Succession for Sovereign of the Empire, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Ancestral Blessings, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home...
REMAIN IN SINGLE FILE! DO NOT STEP OUT OF LINE! YOU WILL EACH GET YOUR TURN!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
REMAIN IN SINGLE FILE! DO NOT STEP OUT OF LINE! YOU WILL EACH GET YOUR TURN!
AUSPICIOUS!!
Be sure to send enough nubile virgins!
Be sure to send enough nubile virgins!
Far away beyond the horizon, Trump’s dedicated alchemists have informed him that jutting up from the sea is Penglai, upon which dwell the Sages who possess the Secret of Immortality.
Trump now readies a fleet to find these Immortals & wrest the Solution to Death from their ethereal claws..
Trump now readies a fleet to find these Immortals & wrest the Solution to Death from their ethereal claws..
I am gonna scream-laugh myself to death
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
October 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
AUSPICIOUS!!
Be sure to send enough nubile virgins!
Be sure to send enough nubile virgins!
THE CONFUCIAN SECRET POLICE PLACED 274 BARBARIANS INTO THE CROWD AT THE DAZEXIANG UPRISING. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good officials will be owed big posthumous apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! Emperor QSH
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
THE CONFUCIAN SECRET POLICE PLACED 274 BARBARIANS INTO THE CROWD AT THE DAZEXIANG UPRISING. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good officials will be owed big posthumous apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! Emperor QSH
Based on the Statement just issued by Modu Chanyu, I believe they are ready for a lasting PEACE. Xiongnu must immediately stop the raiding of Tuntian colonies, so that we can get the Huaxia out safely and quickly!
October 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Based on the Statement just issued by Modu Chanyu, I believe they are ready for a lasting PEACE. Xiongnu must immediately stop the raiding of Tuntian colonies, so that we can get the Huaxia out safely and quickly!
THE CONFUCIANS WANT TO GIVE YOUR MERCURY TO ILLEGAL BARBARIANS AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO THE BANDITS OF THE STEPPES.
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
THE CONFUCIANS WANT TO GIVE YOUR MERCURY TO ILLEGAL BARBARIANS AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO THE BANDITS OF THE STEPPES.
After getting to know and fully understand the Ba/Shu Military and Economic situation and, after seeing the Economic trouble it is causing Shu, I think Ba, with the support of Chu, is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ba back in its original form.
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September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
After getting to know and fully understand the Ba/Shu Military and Economic situation and, after seeing the Economic trouble it is causing Shu, I think Ba, with the support of Chu, is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ba back in its original form.
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There are parts of the world that don't take immortality elixirs. There's a rumor, and I don't know if it's so or not, that Nan Yue, they don't have mercury because they don't have the money for mercury, and they have virtually no autism. Okay? Tell me about that one!
September 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There are parts of the world that don't take immortality elixirs. There's a rumor, and I don't know if it's so or not, that Nan Yue, they don't have mercury because they don't have the money for mercury, and they have virtually no autism. Okay? Tell me about that one!
And they have to move quickly. When the alternative is that nothing bad can happen, let's do it not. I was just saying to Zhao Gao & the group, "Let's do it now." Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
September 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And they have to move quickly. When the alternative is that nothing bad can happen, let's do it not. I was just saying to Zhao Gao & the group, "Let's do it now." Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
"NO CLEAR ANSWERS ON WHETHER QIN SHI HUANG SEAL-STAMPED THE ORDER TO BURN BOOKS & BURY SCHOLARS"!
TOTAL & COMPLETE EXONERATION!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
TOTAL & COMPLETE EXONERATION!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
For much of his presidency, President Donald Trump has been focused on the signature of his predecessor and whether an autopen was used to affix it.
But over the course of 36 hours, attention has pivoted to Trump’s signature.
But over the course of 36 hours, attention has pivoted to Trump’s signature.
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book
Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can’t be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail.
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September 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"NO CLEAR ANSWERS ON WHETHER QIN SHI HUANG SEAL-STAMPED THE ORDER TO BURN BOOKS & BURY SCHOLARS"!
TOTAL & COMPLETE EXONERATION!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
TOTAL & COMPLETE EXONERATION!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
More than 15 Trillion jin of bronze will be given as tribute to Qin, a RECORD. Much of this investment is because of Mandateof Heaven. If a Radical Ruist Court is allowed to terminate this Mandate, almost all of this tribute, and much more, will be immediately cancelled!
September 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
More than 15 Trillion jin of bronze will be given as tribute to Qin, a RECORD. Much of this investment is because of Mandateof Heaven. If a Radical Ruist Court is allowed to terminate this Mandate, almost all of this tribute, and much more, will be immediately cancelled!
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. Also, XIANYANG IS A CRIME FREE ZONE! Emperor QSH
September 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. Also, XIANYANG IS A CRIME FREE ZONE! Emperor QSH
A Statement from Ying (Zhao) Zheng, Supreme Temporal Lord & Divine Thearch of the Qin Dynasty of the Huaxia Civilization:
Iron & salt will not be Tariffed!
Iron & salt will not be Tariffed!
August 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A Statement from Ying (Zhao) Zheng, Supreme Temporal Lord & Divine Thearch of the Qin Dynasty of the Huaxia Civilization:
Iron & salt will not be Tariffed!
Iron & salt will not be Tariffed!
Zhao Gao, a registered Legalist, has the "HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for Imperial Castration, & the cocks are "flying off the groins." Go get 'em, Zhao! On the other side of the ledger, Confucianism did a stupid, & seriously FILIAL moral remonstration, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER!
August 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Zhao Gao, a registered Legalist, has the "HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for Imperial Castration, & the cocks are "flying off the groins." Go get 'em, Zhao! On the other side of the ledger, Confucianism did a stupid, & seriously FILIAL moral remonstration, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER!
After many yrs Goguryeo has agreed to accept Qin Sorghum! For a long time, & even though we are great friends, they actually banned our Grain. Now, we are going to sell so much to Goguryeo because this is undeniable & irrefutable Proof that Qin Grain is the Safest & Best in 天下!
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
After many yrs Goguryeo has agreed to accept Qin Sorghum! For a long time, & even though we are great friends, they actually banned our Grain. Now, we are going to sell so much to Goguryeo because this is undeniable & irrefutable Proof that Qin Grain is the Safest & Best in 天下!
My statement on the Steppe Fearsome Slaves has totally blown up, but only in a very positive way. I may put a restriction on them that if they don't change the name back to the original "Donghu," and get rid of the ridiculous monker, "Xiongnu," I won't let them pay Tribute.
The Northern Steppe "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Steppe Eastern Hu Barbarian Confederation. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, Yue, one of the original regions of Chu, with a storied past.
July 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
My statement on the Steppe Fearsome Slaves has totally blown up, but only in a very positive way. I may put a restriction on them that if they don't change the name back to the original "Donghu," and get rid of the ridiculous monker, "Xiongnu," I won't let them pay Tribute.
The Northern Steppe "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Steppe Eastern Hu Barbarian Confederation. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, Yue, one of the original regions of Chu, with a storied past.
July 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The Northern Steppe "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Steppe Eastern Hu Barbarian Confederation. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, Yue, one of the original regions of Chu, with a storied past.
What’s going on with my “男s” &, in some cases, “太监s?” They’re all going after Grand Chancellor Zhao Gao, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We’re on one Team, MQGA, & I don’t like what’s happening.
July 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What’s going on with my “男s” &, in some cases, “太监s?” They’re all going after Grand Chancellor Zhao Gao, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We’re on one Team, MQGA, & I don’t like what’s happening.