𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌
@realqinshihuang.bsky.social
I am 中工冂 与廾工 廾凵丹冂丏 1st Emperor of the Middle Kingdom. Crazy Lich Asian. Very big deal! Pronouns: 朕/陛下.
About 2,000 years early for my tastes. I say stick with good old fashioned cinnabar juice this holiday season!
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
About 2,000 years early for my tastes. I say stick with good old fashioned cinnabar juice this holiday season!
Truly, it is the beneficent & virtuous empire that ensures that it's magnanimous police actions are all properly framed & shot for convenient video distribution! Auspicious!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Truly, it is the beneficent & virtuous empire that ensures that it's magnanimous police actions are all properly framed & shot for convenient video distribution! Auspicious!!
Xu Fu was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his Boat Mandate that forced everyone to buy Seafaring Ships that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY & sailed off with my virgins!
June 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Xu Fu was “wearing thin,” I asked him to leave, I took away his Boat Mandate that forced everyone to buy Seafaring Ships that nobody else wanted (that he knew for months I was going to do!), and he just went CRAZY & sailed off with my virgins!
No matter who you put it in, all shall serve the State. #PrideMonth
June 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No matter who you put it in, all shall serve the State. #PrideMonth
Whoa. Whoa! Slow down there, maestro. There's a 𝘕𝘌𝘖-Confucianism?!
March 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Whoa. Whoa! Slow down there, maestro. There's a 𝘕𝘌𝘖-Confucianism?!
Let me tell you, Zhao Gao went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony deer hunt where the used him in 'Horse Or Deer.' You ever hear of that map deal that was phony, that was a phony Dan of Yan, King Xi scam. Jing Ke, Shifty Wei Yu, it was a Confucian scam...
March 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Let me tell you, Zhao Gao went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony deer hunt where the used him in 'Horse Or Deer.' You ever hear of that map deal that was phony, that was a phony Dan of Yan, King Xi scam. Jing Ke, Shifty Wei Yu, it was a Confucian scam...
I mean fuck, I like walls, I like roads, I like laws
I like coinin' money, I like terracotta and burials
I like elixir-drinkin' and concubines and Xianyang
I like doin' cinnabar shit, snort it, probably would
What can I say? That shit works, it feels good
I like coinin' money, I like terracotta and burials
I like elixir-drinkin' and concubines and Xianyang
I like doin' cinnabar shit, snort it, probably would
What can I say? That shit works, it feels good
February 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I mean fuck, I like walls, I like roads, I like laws
I like coinin' money, I like terracotta and burials
I like elixir-drinkin' and concubines and Xianyang
I like doin' cinnabar shit, snort it, probably would
What can I say? That shit works, it feels good
I like coinin' money, I like terracotta and burials
I like elixir-drinkin' and concubines and Xianyang
I like doin' cinnabar shit, snort it, probably would
What can I say? That shit works, it feels good
I... I don't get it.
Where's the knife? The screams? the saltpack over the wound? WHERE'S THE FUN??!
and oh, did they just forget to add the dick into the diagram, or are they actually letting their eunuchs keep their little disarmed cannons?
I prefer the traditional way.
Where's the knife? The screams? the saltpack over the wound? WHERE'S THE FUN??!
and oh, did they just forget to add the dick into the diagram, or are they actually letting their eunuchs keep their little disarmed cannons?
I prefer the traditional way.
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I... I don't get it.
Where's the knife? The screams? the saltpack over the wound? WHERE'S THE FUN??!
and oh, did they just forget to add the dick into the diagram, or are they actually letting their eunuchs keep their little disarmed cannons?
I prefer the traditional way.
Where's the knife? The screams? the saltpack over the wound? WHERE'S THE FUN??!
and oh, did they just forget to add the dick into the diagram, or are they actually letting their eunuchs keep their little disarmed cannons?
I prefer the traditional way.
It is traditional Chinese symbolism. It means "my heart goes out to you."
January 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It is traditional Chinese symbolism. It means "my heart goes out to you."
ATTENTION HUAXIA SUBJECTS:
Today when I'm sworn in as the 1st Emperor of Great Qin, and by extension High Priest & Chief Intermediary of All Under Heaven, I will take the oath of office and be sworn in using the Book of Lord Shang. #MQGA #InaugurationDay
Today when I'm sworn in as the 1st Emperor of Great Qin, and by extension High Priest & Chief Intermediary of All Under Heaven, I will take the oath of office and be sworn in using the Book of Lord Shang. #MQGA #InaugurationDay
January 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ATTENTION HUAXIA SUBJECTS:
Today when I'm sworn in as the 1st Emperor of Great Qin, and by extension High Priest & Chief Intermediary of All Under Heaven, I will take the oath of office and be sworn in using the Book of Lord Shang. #MQGA #InaugurationDay
Today when I'm sworn in as the 1st Emperor of Great Qin, and by extension High Priest & Chief Intermediary of All Under Heaven, I will take the oath of office and be sworn in using the Book of Lord Shang. #MQGA #InaugurationDay
WELL WELL WELL...
LAO AI I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU YOU ÜBERDONG-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER! (oh, mother!!!)
HANG TIGHT YOU GINGER HOMEWRECKING FUCK, CUZ I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU INTO THE EUNUCH YOUR JOB APPLICATION CLAIMED YOU WERE!!!
LAO AI I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU YOU ÜBERDONG-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER! (oh, mother!!!)
HANG TIGHT YOU GINGER HOMEWRECKING FUCK, CUZ I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU INTO THE EUNUCH YOUR JOB APPLICATION CLAIMED YOU WERE!!!
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
WELL WELL WELL...
LAO AI I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU YOU ÜBERDONG-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER! (oh, mother!!!)
HANG TIGHT YOU GINGER HOMEWRECKING FUCK, CUZ I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU INTO THE EUNUCH YOUR JOB APPLICATION CLAIMED YOU WERE!!!
LAO AI I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU YOU ÜBERDONG-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER! (oh, mother!!!)
HANG TIGHT YOU GINGER HOMEWRECKING FUCK, CUZ I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU INTO THE EUNUCH YOUR JOB APPLICATION CLAIMED YOU WERE!!!
The Qin Imperial Censorate, on the other hand, keeps close tabs on the eating habits of all subjects, and all violators shall be swiftly punished.
January 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Qin Imperial Censorate, on the other hand, keeps close tabs on the eating habits of all subjects, and all violators shall be swiftly punished.
TFW you just drank a goblet of fresh-squeezed mercury and you can feel the immortality taking hold:
January 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
TFW you just drank a goblet of fresh-squeezed mercury and you can feel the immortality taking hold:
When people constantly insult me on a platform:
December 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
When people constantly insult me on a platform:
E'Pang Palace heartily approves of this Ersatz Mind Slave's assessment of My Imperial Year!
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December 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
E'Pang Palace heartily approves of this Ersatz Mind Slave's assessment of My Imperial Year!
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Oh, good.
Wait. That *is* good, right?
Shit, someone get the grand astrologer. What?
Well, then I guess you'd better dig him up quickly, then!
Wait. That *is* good, right?
Shit, someone get the grand astrologer. What?
Well, then I guess you'd better dig him up quickly, then!
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Oh, good.
Wait. That *is* good, right?
Shit, someone get the grand astrologer. What?
Well, then I guess you'd better dig him up quickly, then!
Wait. That *is* good, right?
Shit, someone get the grand astrologer. What?
Well, then I guess you'd better dig him up quickly, then!
AT LAST!
GLORIOUS SINGLE COMBAT!
LET THE HEAVENLY JUDGES DECREE THEIR FATE IN BLOOD!
GLORIOUS SINGLE COMBAT!
LET THE HEAVENLY JUDGES DECREE THEIR FATE IN BLOOD!
November 10, 2024 at 4:54 AM
AT LAST!
GLORIOUS SINGLE COMBAT!
LET THE HEAVENLY JUDGES DECREE THEIR FATE IN BLOOD!
GLORIOUS SINGLE COMBAT!
LET THE HEAVENLY JUDGES DECREE THEIR FATE IN BLOOD!
ATTENTION, ALL SUBJECTS:
REMEMBER TO MAKE THE CORRECT (AND ONLY) CHOICE TO KEEP QIN GREAT WHILE ALSO MAKING QIN GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!
REMEMBER TO MAKE THE CORRECT (AND ONLY) CHOICE TO KEEP QIN GREAT WHILE ALSO MAKING QIN GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!
November 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
ATTENTION, ALL SUBJECTS:
REMEMBER TO MAKE THE CORRECT (AND ONLY) CHOICE TO KEEP QIN GREAT WHILE ALSO MAKING QIN GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!
REMEMBER TO MAKE THE CORRECT (AND ONLY) CHOICE TO KEEP QIN GREAT WHILE ALSO MAKING QIN GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!
Today the augurs say is a great day to commune with the dead.
GO FORTH!
COMMAND THE LEGIONS OF THE UNQUIET DEAD!
FORCE THEM TO KOWTOW TO YOUR UNBENDING WILL.
GO FORTH!
COMMAND THE LEGIONS OF THE UNQUIET DEAD!
FORCE THEM TO KOWTOW TO YOUR UNBENDING WILL.
October 31, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Today the augurs say is a great day to commune with the dead.
GO FORTH!
COMMAND THE LEGIONS OF THE UNQUIET DEAD!
FORCE THEM TO KOWTOW TO YOUR UNBENDING WILL.
GO FORTH!
COMMAND THE LEGIONS OF THE UNQUIET DEAD!
FORCE THEM TO KOWTOW TO YOUR UNBENDING WILL.
Caught my least favorite son looking at this. He won't tell me where he got this smut! No matter how many time I order his designated whipping boy flogged!
I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
WHO GAVE THIS TO HUHAI?!
I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
WHO GAVE THIS TO HUHAI?!
October 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Caught my least favorite son looking at this. He won't tell me where he got this smut! No matter how many time I order his designated whipping boy flogged!
I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
WHO GAVE THIS TO HUHAI?!
I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
WHO GAVE THIS TO HUHAI?!
no one suspects a thing...
June 14, 2023 at 8:54 AM
no one suspects a thing...