Prancer
@realprancer.bsky.social
Santas drunk reindeer
Spreading christmas cheer throught the year.
Vacancy in stables for mucker outerer.
Open to sponsorship deals.. speak to me.
Spreading christmas cheer throught the year.
Vacancy in stables for mucker outerer.
Open to sponsorship deals.. speak to me.
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Prancer
@realprancer.bsky.social
· Oct 10
I’m going to be looking out for posts this season that the boss needs to be made aware of… both naughty and nice.
So…. Tis the season
#christmas
#xmas
#drunk
#reindeer
#babyjeeesus
#bells
#snow
#santa
#FatherChristmas
#nicelist
#NaughtyList
#Turkey
#Presents
#drink
#booze
#Whisky
#Whiskey
#TisTheSeason
#jolly
#christmas
#xmas
#drunk
#reindeer
#babyjeeesus
#bells
#snow
#santa
#FatherChristmas
#nicelist
#NaughtyList
#Turkey
#Presents
#drink
#booze
#Whisky
#Whiskey
#TisTheSeason
#jolly
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m going to be looking out for posts this season that the boss needs to be made aware of… both naughty and nice.
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m going to be looking out for posts this season that the boss needs to be made aware of… both naughty and nice.
I guess it’s time to wake up and start getting busy
*pulls duvet around shoulders and steps out the stable into the snow, to find a tree to cock leg against
*pulls duvet around shoulders and steps out the stable into the snow, to find a tree to cock leg against
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I guess it’s time to wake up and start getting busy
*pulls duvet around shoulders and steps out the stable into the snow, to find a tree to cock leg against
*pulls duvet around shoulders and steps out the stable into the snow, to find a tree to cock leg against
So much Christmas
Can’t wait.
Can’t wait.
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So much Christmas
Can’t wait.
Can’t wait.
*opens one eye
*BEEELLLLLCHHHhhh
*closes eye
*snores
*BEEELLLLLCHHHhhh
*closes eye
*snores
July 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*opens one eye
*BEEELLLLLCHHHhhh
*closes eye
*snores
*BEEELLLLLCHHHhhh
*closes eye
*snores
We are one twltg.. hic.. telth.. hic.. twelfth of the way to.. hic.. way to christmas.
Just thought you would like to know.. hic.. know that
Anyone got a spare donner kebab hic?
Ecshtra salad
Just thought you would like to know.. hic.. know that
Anyone got a spare donner kebab hic?
Ecshtra salad
January 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We are one twltg.. hic.. telth.. hic.. twelfth of the way to.. hic.. way to christmas.
Just thought you would like to know.. hic.. know that
Anyone got a spare donner kebab hic?
Ecshtra salad
Just thought you would like to know.. hic.. know that
Anyone got a spare donner kebab hic?
Ecshtra salad
Blitzen has just shocked us all!!!
He is giving up drinking!!
He just gave me all his booze as he no longer has a use for it.
Hmm, that bottle of bourbon looks tempting.
Maybe I'll just give it a little try to see what all the fuss is about.
He is giving up drinking!!
He just gave me all his booze as he no longer has a use for it.
Hmm, that bottle of bourbon looks tempting.
Maybe I'll just give it a little try to see what all the fuss is about.
January 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Blitzen has just shocked us all!!!
He is giving up drinking!!
He just gave me all his booze as he no longer has a use for it.
Hmm, that bottle of bourbon looks tempting.
Maybe I'll just give it a little try to see what all the fuss is about.
He is giving up drinking!!
He just gave me all his booze as he no longer has a use for it.
Hmm, that bottle of bourbon looks tempting.
Maybe I'll just give it a little try to see what all the fuss is about.
And don't forget to check the NASA ISS (in-flight Santa's Sleigh) times to see if there are any opportunities to actually see us fly over-head at altitude as we move between locations.
#TrackSanta
#Christmas
#SantaTracker
#ISS
#InflightSantasSleigh
#TrackSanta
#Christmas
#SantaTracker
#ISS
#InflightSantasSleigh
Oh well, that's us on the way.
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!
See you on the other side.
www.noradsanta.org/en/map
#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!
See you on the other side.
www.noradsanta.org/en/map
#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2024 at 11:36 AM
And don't forget to check the NASA ISS (in-flight Santa's Sleigh) times to see if there are any opportunities to actually see us fly over-head at altitude as we move between locations.
#TrackSanta
#Christmas
#SantaTracker
#ISS
#InflightSantasSleigh
#TrackSanta
#Christmas
#SantaTracker
#ISS
#InflightSantasSleigh
Oh well, that's us on the way.
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!
See you on the other side.
www.noradsanta.org/en/map
#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!
See you on the other side.
www.noradsanta.org/en/map
#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Oh well, that's us on the way.
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!
See you on the other side.
www.noradsanta.org/en/map
#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack
Sorry in advance for any chimney or roof damage!
See you on the other side.
www.noradsanta.org/en/map
#NORAD
#Santa
#SantaTracker
#tracker
#christmas
#Xmas
#NaughtyList
#NiceList
#Reindeer
#Presents
#SantasSack
Not long to go
Just doing a few daily test flights at the moment to get warmed up for the big night.
Remember to leave out those carrots.. although moss is often a nice change
#christmas2024
#santa
#reindeer
Just doing a few daily test flights at the moment to get warmed up for the big night.
Remember to leave out those carrots.. although moss is often a nice change
#christmas2024
#santa
#reindeer
December 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Not long to go
Just doing a few daily test flights at the moment to get warmed up for the big night.
Remember to leave out those carrots.. although moss is often a nice change
#christmas2024
#santa
#reindeer
Just doing a few daily test flights at the moment to get warmed up for the big night.
Remember to leave out those carrots.. although moss is often a nice change
#christmas2024
#santa
#reindeer
December 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
@whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com
Do you need a whisky reindeer? I'm open to sponsorship deals.
Want me to shave #WhiskySanta into my rump?
Do you need a whisky reindeer? I'm open to sponsorship deals.
Want me to shave #WhiskySanta into my rump?
December 1, 2024 at 2:22 PM
@whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com
Do you need a whisky reindeer? I'm open to sponsorship deals.
Want me to shave #WhiskySanta into my rump?
Do you need a whisky reindeer? I'm open to sponsorship deals.
Want me to shave #WhiskySanta into my rump?
I would rather be pulling the sleigh for @whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com rather than my current normal santa.
#whiskysanta is sounds so much more fun
#whiskysanta is sounds so much more fun
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I would rather be pulling the sleigh for @whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com rather than my current normal santa.
#whiskysanta is sounds so much more fun
#whiskysanta is sounds so much more fun
Of course its this @whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Cairngorm Reindeer Gin from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! www.masterofmalt.com/asksanta/gin...
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Cairngorm Reindeer Gin from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! www.masterofmalt.com/asksanta/gin...
Ask #WhiskySanta for Cairngorm Reindeer Edition Gin
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Cairngorm Reindeer Gin from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! Galloping down from Scotland's Cairngorm Mountains, this special edition...
www.masterofmalt.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Of course its this @whiskysanta.masterofmalt.com
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Cairngorm Reindeer Gin from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! www.masterofmalt.com/asksanta/gin...
Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Cairngorm Reindeer Gin from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! www.masterofmalt.com/asksanta/gin...
November 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I'm doing a list of christmas accounts. If you think you should be on it, message me.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 1, 2024 at 1:22 PM
I'm doing a list of christmas accounts. If you think you should be on it, message me.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Number of days until Christmas = 53
Number of mince pies eaten =23,487
Number of elves hats eaten = 7
Number of mince pies eaten =23,487
Number of elves hats eaten = 7
Number of days until Christmas =53
Number of mince pies eaten =2
Number of mince pies eaten =2
November 1, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Number of days until Christmas = 53
Number of mince pies eaten =23,487
Number of elves hats eaten = 7
Number of mince pies eaten =23,487
Number of elves hats eaten = 7
Oh yeah.. before I forget...
Rudolph can get to france!!!
With his big shiny nose and an ego to match! Thinks he is God's gift to christmas!!!
If I could only find a meat grinder big enough
*wanders off back into stable to check amazon
Rudolph can get to france!!!
With his big shiny nose and an ego to match! Thinks he is God's gift to christmas!!!
If I could only find a meat grinder big enough
*wanders off back into stable to check amazon
November 1, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Oh yeah.. before I forget...
Rudolph can get to france!!!
With his big shiny nose and an ego to match! Thinks he is God's gift to christmas!!!
If I could only find a meat grinder big enough
*wanders off back into stable to check amazon
Rudolph can get to france!!!
With his big shiny nose and an ego to match! Thinks he is God's gift to christmas!!!
If I could only find a meat grinder big enough
*wanders off back into stable to check amazon
Oh I love this
** 2024 ** Ooooh, now this is good - Harvey Nichols have teamed up with Tim Burton for their new ad, and it's very sweet, in a Tim Burton kinda way! Fans of Nightmare Before Christmas will lap this up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lz81wNCBo8
Embrace The World Of Tim Burton
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Oh I love this
And the first of the big tv adverts has already come out.
Sainsbury's have hit the ground running
Love a bit of BFG
youtu.be/I8dczAGg-Qg?...
Sainsbury's have hit the ground running
Love a bit of BFG
youtu.be/I8dczAGg-Qg?...
Sainsbury's BIG Christmas
YouTube video by Sainsbury's
youtu.be
November 1, 2024 at 12:33 PM
And the first of the big tv adverts has already come out.
Sainsbury's have hit the ground running
Love a bit of BFG
youtu.be/I8dczAGg-Qg?...
Sainsbury's have hit the ground running
Love a bit of BFG
youtu.be/I8dczAGg-Qg?...
Halloween is over.
Time for me to get out from under this duvet and grab a coffee.
Ti's now the season
Time for me to get out from under this duvet and grab a coffee.
Ti's now the season
a video of a christmas scene with the words `` it 's christmas aaasssss '' at the bottom
ALT: a video of a christmas scene with the words `` it 's christmas aaasssss '' at the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Halloween is over.
Time for me to get out from under this duvet and grab a coffee.
Ti's now the season
Time for me to get out from under this duvet and grab a coffee.
Ti's now the season
A big welcome to all the newest members of bluesky.
If you love christmas, then feel free to give me a follow.
Don't expect much though.
I'm a f**king reindeer that never has much to say other than "ooh look.. it's snowing at the north pole!"
F**king snow!!
If you love christmas, then feel free to give me a follow.
Don't expect much though.
I'm a f**king reindeer that never has much to say other than "ooh look.. it's snowing at the north pole!"
F**king snow!!
October 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
A big welcome to all the newest members of bluesky.
If you love christmas, then feel free to give me a follow.
Don't expect much though.
I'm a f**king reindeer that never has much to say other than "ooh look.. it's snowing at the north pole!"
F**king snow!!
If you love christmas, then feel free to give me a follow.
Don't expect much though.
I'm a f**king reindeer that never has much to say other than "ooh look.. it's snowing at the north pole!"
F**king snow!!
Happy Easter.. where you all celebrate the day by pretending an imaginary entity of an Easter rabbit brings you gifts of chocolate.
Roll on Christmas when you can get proper gifts from REAL legends.
Roll on Christmas when you can get proper gifts from REAL legends.
March 31, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Happy Easter.. where you all celebrate the day by pretending an imaginary entity of an Easter rabbit brings you gifts of chocolate.
Roll on Christmas when you can get proper gifts from REAL legends.
Roll on Christmas when you can get proper gifts from REAL legends.
He even loves stinky reindeer.... even ones who have pooped their bed after a 36 hour drinking binge!!!
*frowns in blitzens direction
*frowns in blitzens direction
REMINDER FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES:
"I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are."
~Santa :-)}
"I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are."
~Santa :-)}
February 10, 2024 at 11:29 AM
He even loves stinky reindeer.... even ones who have pooped their bed after a 36 hour drinking binge!!!
*frowns in blitzens direction
*frowns in blitzens direction