Prancer
@realprancer.bsky.social
Santas drunk reindeer
Spreading christmas cheer throught the year.
Vacancy in stables for mucker outerer.
Open to sponsorship deals.. speak to me.
Spreading christmas cheer throught the year.
Vacancy in stables for mucker outerer.
Open to sponsorship deals.. speak to me.
Santas reindeer need toilet paper…. Helloooooo
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Santas reindeer need toilet paper…. Helloooooo
Do me
Do me
Do meeeeeee
Do me
Do meeeeeee
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Do me
Do me
Do meeeeeee
Do me
Do meeeeeee
Rudolph is a big headed prat!!
Just because he has his own song, he hops around the stables “oooh look at me”… “im santas favourite”… “I’m so special”…
Yeah… you’re “special” alright!
Twat!!!
Just because he has his own song, he hops around the stables “oooh look at me”… “im santas favourite”… “I’m so special”…
Yeah… you’re “special” alright!
Twat!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Rudolph is a big headed prat!!
Just because he has his own song, he hops around the stables “oooh look at me”… “im santas favourite”… “I’m so special”…
Yeah… you’re “special” alright!
Twat!!!
Just because he has his own song, he hops around the stables “oooh look at me”… “im santas favourite”… “I’m so special”…
Yeah… you’re “special” alright!
Twat!!!
Nope.. just the one in me!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nope.. just the one in me!!!
They need a reindeer you say??
Ok, do they have toberlerone and baileys?
If so… I’m up for it.
Ok, do they have toberlerone and baileys?
If so… I’m up for it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They need a reindeer you say??
Ok, do they have toberlerone and baileys?
If so… I’m up for it.
Ok, do they have toberlerone and baileys?
If so… I’m up for it.
I know that *hic know that one of them *hic one of them is a drunk. Shliring his werds and lucky *hic lucky if he can even fly straight
It’s just *hic just a rumour though
It’s just *hic just a rumour though
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I know that *hic know that one of them *hic one of them is a drunk. Shliring his werds and lucky *hic lucky if he can even fly straight
It’s just *hic just a rumour though
It’s just *hic just a rumour though
Sorry… but NO
You are talking about regular reindeer.
We are santas magical reindeer. A whole different breed. Don’t try bringing natural history facts to a post about flying reindeer!!!!
You are talking about regular reindeer.
We are santas magical reindeer. A whole different breed. Don’t try bringing natural history facts to a post about flying reindeer!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sorry… but NO
You are talking about regular reindeer.
We are santas magical reindeer. A whole different breed. Don’t try bringing natural history facts to a post about flying reindeer!!!!
You are talking about regular reindeer.
We are santas magical reindeer. A whole different breed. Don’t try bringing natural history facts to a post about flying reindeer!!!!
Don’t get excited by Rudolph! He is just a big head! Twat gets a song about himself and he is all “ooh, look at meeee!”
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Dick!
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Dick!
October 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Don’t get excited by Rudolph! He is just a big head! Twat gets a song about himself and he is all “ooh, look at meeee!”
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Dick!
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Dick!
Unfortunately, coal is just too expensive to hand out to naughty kids.
Instead, they get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly
Instead, they get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Unfortunately, coal is just too expensive to hand out to naughty kids.
Instead, they get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly
Instead, they get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly
We don’t give out coal to the naughty kids any more. Inflation has just made it too expensive. Instead, you get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly.
October 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We don’t give out coal to the naughty kids any more. Inflation has just made it too expensive. Instead, you get a nice big dollop of reindeer poop. Much more eco friendly.
Reindeer tacos… that’s… tacos made for reindeer?…
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Right?
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Right?
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reindeer tacos… that’s… tacos made for reindeer?…
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Right?
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Right?
Ain't that the truth!
February 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ain't that the truth!
I made it onto a list?
Woo hic hoo
Woo hic hoo
January 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I made it onto a list?
Woo hic hoo
Woo hic hoo
Top of the nicelist for you next christmas
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Top of the nicelist for you next christmas
Naughty list for you next christmas!!!
December 31, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Naughty list for you next christmas!!!