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"Fortune smiles upon this meeting - for I has wares, if you have coin."
just started the new stanger things (I forgot everything that happened the last 4 seasons)
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
not a single thing will get done today that's a promise.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
hoping oomf don't see this because its a suprise. plz respond with thoughts.

collage v. reference
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
nu metal art night.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
there is no try, just do
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
three day week, but I still have a case of the mondays (posted from the parking lot of my job)
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
the two sides of my sloth soul ft. minstrels lament
brother I desire speed
YouTube video by burialgoods
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
the night and day difference in my outlook and mood when im regularly working out v. when im not.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
biked 9 miles today and stopped at a local art show - bless a 55° sunny november day.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Butthole on fire btw.
just made pazole and really wishing I had this idea when I was sick last week.
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
just made pazole and really wishing I had this idea when I was sick last week.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
No man is a failure who has friends.
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
most popular guy at the party

(I brought a mango flavored vape in a state that banned them)
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love him
Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wait a damn minute - skuzland x shygirl? did christmas come eary?
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
itching to see my spotify wrapped.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
haters will say Im childish, but id never turn down spongebob shaped kraft mac with fried glizzys.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
tgif, my contribution to your feed.
#fcf
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
in other news - we beat Final Fight (1989) at the arcade last night. i beat the highscore so my name is going to be in the record holders bored!
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
- me: *playing ghost of tsushima, and stumbles upon monkey sanctuary*
- timmy (hates seeing animals suffer): "I bet devs didnt program a way to kill the monkeys - theyre too cute"
- me: *shoots and kills the monkey*
- timmy: "reload from last save NOW"
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
if you are with a susan, I'd bet shes the bread winner of your relationship and makes all the financial decisions. susan's are so up rn.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
medieval serfs in the confessional booth be like:
is eating an entire french loaf in 48 hours a gluttonous act?
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
is eating an entire french loaf in 48 hours a gluttonous act?
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Skoomalord
inventing a guy you can’t get mad at (it’s me)
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
as we wrap up 2025 I can safely say the theme of q4 is death by data entry.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM