Skoomalord
@reallynotmichael.bsky.social
"Fortune smiles upon this meeting - for I has wares, if you have coin."
hoping oomf don't see this because its a suprise. plz respond with thoughts.
collage v. reference
collage v. reference
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
hoping oomf don't see this because its a suprise. plz respond with thoughts.
collage v. reference
collage v. reference
there is no try, just do
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
there is no try, just do
most popular guy at the party
(I brought a mango flavored vape in a state that banned them)
(I brought a mango flavored vape in a state that banned them)
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
most popular guy at the party
(I brought a mango flavored vape in a state that banned them)
(I brought a mango flavored vape in a state that banned them)
wait a damn minute - skuzland x shygirl? did christmas come eary?
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
wait a damn minute - skuzland x shygirl? did christmas come eary?
- me: *playing ghost of tsushima, and stumbles upon monkey sanctuary*
- timmy (hates seeing animals suffer): "I bet devs didnt program a way to kill the monkeys - theyre too cute"
- me: *shoots and kills the monkey*
- timmy: "reload from last save NOW"
- timmy (hates seeing animals suffer): "I bet devs didnt program a way to kill the monkeys - theyre too cute"
- me: *shoots and kills the monkey*
- timmy: "reload from last save NOW"
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
- me: *playing ghost of tsushima, and stumbles upon monkey sanctuary*
- timmy (hates seeing animals suffer): "I bet devs didnt program a way to kill the monkeys - theyre too cute"
- me: *shoots and kills the monkey*
- timmy: "reload from last save NOW"
- timmy (hates seeing animals suffer): "I bet devs didnt program a way to kill the monkeys - theyre too cute"
- me: *shoots and kills the monkey*
- timmy: "reload from last save NOW"
tag yourself - im XF582KP-02
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
tag yourself - im XF582KP-02
in wisconsin we don't do zodiac signs - your fate is cut by the cheese.
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
in wisconsin we don't do zodiac signs - your fate is cut by the cheese.
love seeing this man smile
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
love seeing this man smile
my car windows where frosted up this morning - its coming....
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
my car windows where frosted up this morning - its coming....
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
off to a great start! Happy Friday.
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
off to a great start! Happy Friday.
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa:
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa:
Congrats on the lamest headline I've seen today.
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Congrats on the lamest headline I've seen today.
breakfast deniers don't know the joy of tomatoes, eggs, and kewpie mayo on a flatbread first thing in the morning and I mourn for them.
September 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
breakfast deniers don't know the joy of tomatoes, eggs, and kewpie mayo on a flatbread first thing in the morning and I mourn for them.
breakfast felt cute - yogurt and granola with blueberries, mint, homemade peach syrup, and cinnamon. Only ~400cal and 30g of protein.
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
breakfast felt cute - yogurt and granola with blueberries, mint, homemade peach syrup, and cinnamon. Only ~400cal and 30g of protein.
Anyways time to fuck up this shakshuka.
September 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Anyways time to fuck up this shakshuka.
something felt witchy and satanic about the four deer antler archway park in the little town.
August 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
something felt witchy and satanic about the four deer antler archway park in the little town.
So I made it out of the Sawtooth mountains alive (barely). Altitude sickness got the best of me but 40 of 60 miles and near 7000ft in elevation gain Im still proud.
Big s.o. to @pkco.bsky.social for powering through and finishing!
Big s.o. to @pkco.bsky.social for powering through and finishing!
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So I made it out of the Sawtooth mountains alive (barely). Altitude sickness got the best of me but 40 of 60 miles and near 7000ft in elevation gain Im still proud.
Big s.o. to @pkco.bsky.social for powering through and finishing!
Big s.o. to @pkco.bsky.social for powering through and finishing!
pics from yesterday bike ride!
August 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
pics from yesterday bike ride!
biweekly reminder of what I look like.
post gym, pre work, thc and caffeine coursing through my veins - I was feeling myself in this little giddup ngl.
post gym, pre work, thc and caffeine coursing through my veins - I was feeling myself in this little giddup ngl.
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
biweekly reminder of what I look like.
post gym, pre work, thc and caffeine coursing through my veins - I was feeling myself in this little giddup ngl.
post gym, pre work, thc and caffeine coursing through my veins - I was feeling myself in this little giddup ngl.
M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.
August 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.
this and mimosas to round off michigan trip.
July 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
this and mimosas to round off michigan trip.
