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How will this affect the price of latex gloves?
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
How will this affect the price of latex gloves?
C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
No, this is Patrick
June 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
No, this is Patrick
GO FUCK YOURSELF
June 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
April 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Says the republican in a democratic hoodie.
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
April 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠
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Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Damn dude it'd be real embarrassing if you voted to confirm the woman in charge of defending this in court.
General tip: If you see a Cybertruck infront of you on the road, maybe change lanes and back up a bit. That shit is a polygonal firebomb on wheels
April 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
General tip: If you see a Cybertruck infront of you on the road, maybe change lanes and back up a bit. That shit is a polygonal firebomb on wheels