JD Vance's Couch
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C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
C'mon Iran, Im betting a pretty penny
Beautiful ratio.
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
April 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Beautiful ratio.
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump
#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump
A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.
March 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A measles outbreak was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Eggs are still more expensive
March 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Eggs are still more expensive
Not technically a plane crash, but still…
March 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Not technically a plane crash, but still…
Tux means tuxedo
IKEA means JD’s heaven
IKEA means JD’s heaven
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Tux means tuxedo
IKEA means JD’s heaven
IKEA means JD’s heaven
I will post this everyday a plane crashes under Trump
February 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I will post this everyday a plane crashes under Trump
1825: Die of dysentery
2025: Die of Bird Flu
2025: Die of Bird Flu
February 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
1825: Die of dysentery
2025: Die of Bird Flu
2025: Die of Bird Flu
Search anything Elon/Ttump related in GIFs, this face pops up on a dancing gif
February 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Search anything Elon/Ttump related in GIFs, this face pops up on a dancing gif
-Click on GIF tab
-Search anything Elon/Ttump related
-This fucker’s face plastered on every dancing gif you can count the pixels of, with pro Elon/Ttump caption
-Search anything Elon/Ttump related
-This fucker’s face plastered on every dancing gif you can count the pixels of, with pro Elon/Ttump caption
February 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
-Click on GIF tab
-Search anything Elon/Ttump related
-This fucker’s face plastered on every dancing gif you can count the pixels of, with pro Elon/Ttump caption
-Search anything Elon/Ttump related
-This fucker’s face plastered on every dancing gif you can count the pixels of, with pro Elon/Ttump caption
1825: die from dysentery
2025: die from bird flu
2025: die from bird flu
February 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
1825: die from dysentery
2025: die from bird flu
2025: die from bird flu
Jesus fucking Christ
February 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
1825: die from dysentery
2025: die from diseases in raw milk and eggs
2025: die from diseases in raw milk and eggs
February 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
1825: die from dysentery
2025: die from diseases in raw milk and eggs
2025: die from diseases in raw milk and eggs
This image is the perfect description for Elon’s meddling
February 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This image is the perfect description for Elon’s meddling
Vance essentially said he wanted to normalize racism in the workplace.
February 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Vance essentially said he wanted to normalize racism in the workplace.
“Intolerant to Nazis! We must warn the trolls!”
February 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“Intolerant to Nazis! We must warn the trolls!”