Eric Leja
@realericleja.bsky.social
Don't treat people like things. Former US Marine 🇺🇸 Screenwriter 🖊 Comedian 🎤 Husband of a teacher 🍎 Father of humans 👶👧 Friend to many 🌎 Et Je parle français ...parfois 🇨🇵
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The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
STRANGER THINGS has finally accomplished, in 10 years, what THE X-FILES accomplished in like 2 and a half seasons. Wild to watch an entire industry actively move backwards and even more wild to be in that industry just watching it go down like you're in the band on the Titanic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
STRANGER THINGS has finally accomplished, in 10 years, what THE X-FILES accomplished in like 2 and a half seasons. Wild to watch an entire industry actively move backwards and even more wild to be in that industry just watching it go down like you're in the band on the Titanic.
Thankful as fuck today :)
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Thankful as fuck today :)
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Love the idea of “Yukon Cornelius Cut Up While Talking”
What would be the funniest indie band to do a cash-in Xmas album? Refused? Godspeed You! Black Emperor? Fugazi?
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Love the idea of “Yukon Cornelius Cut Up While Talking”
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Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.
#sciencematters
Hot take: astrology is obvi not real but there are similarities in ppl born at diff times of the year affected by being a certain age for certain seasons, being smallest or biggest in class, etc. And hating astrology as your entire personality is just as insufferable as the ppl who worship it.
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hot take: astrology is obvi not real but there are similarities in ppl born at diff times of the year affected by being a certain age for certain seasons, being smallest or biggest in class, etc. And hating astrology as your entire personality is just as insufferable as the ppl who worship it.
I cannot quite explain how fucking incredible whale documentaries are to me. This shit is literally my jam. People have ruined people, I can no longer connect with you freaks. But whales I love and I can’t wait until you evolve thumbs and take this planet from us.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I cannot quite explain how fucking incredible whale documentaries are to me. This shit is literally my jam. People have ruined people, I can no longer connect with you freaks. But whales I love and I can’t wait until you evolve thumbs and take this planet from us.
Welcome to the resistance, Legoland California 🤣🤣
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Welcome to the resistance, Legoland California 🤣🤣
It’s 1998. Because of the news cycle my parents have an awkward conversation with me regarding the words “Bill Clinton” and “fellatio.”
It’s 2025. Because of the news cycle I have an awkward conversation with my parents regarding the words “Bill Clinton” and “the ol’ gluck gluck 5000.”
It’s 2025. Because of the news cycle I have an awkward conversation with my parents regarding the words “Bill Clinton” and “the ol’ gluck gluck 5000.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s 1998. Because of the news cycle my parents have an awkward conversation with me regarding the words “Bill Clinton” and “fellatio.”
It’s 2025. Because of the news cycle I have an awkward conversation with my parents regarding the words “Bill Clinton” and “the ol’ gluck gluck 5000.”
It’s 2025. Because of the news cycle I have an awkward conversation with my parents regarding the words “Bill Clinton” and “the ol’ gluck gluck 5000.”
Welcome to the resistance, Marjorie Taylor Green
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Welcome to the resistance, Marjorie Taylor Green
friendly reminder that you can buy some anti-fascist comedy in book form (for VERY cheap) and if I sell enough of these I might convince them to produce the screen version
a.co/d/215PumH
a.co/d/215PumH
Amazon.com
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November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
friendly reminder that you can buy some anti-fascist comedy in book form (for VERY cheap) and if I sell enough of these I might convince them to produce the screen version
a.co/d/215PumH
a.co/d/215PumH
New GOP slogan just dropped:
"There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old, you know?"
"There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old, you know?"
two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
New GOP slogan just dropped:
"There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old, you know?"
"There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old, you know?"
hey super quick: so the Northern lights being visible that much further South def means we're all gonna die right? Like we cooked the atmosphere we're fucked right?
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
hey super quick: so the Northern lights being visible that much further South def means we're all gonna die right? Like we cooked the atmosphere we're fucked right?
-Cover of an entire Blink 182 album
-It's Blink 182's greatest album
-Cover is acoustic and folksy
-Money goes to charity
-Charity is actually good
-Charity will make the dumbest people angry that it exists
-PLUG THIS INTO MY VEEEIIINSSS
pitchfork.com/news/madi-di...
-It's Blink 182's greatest album
-Cover is acoustic and folksy
-Money goes to charity
-Charity is actually good
-Charity will make the dumbest people angry that it exists
-PLUG THIS INTO MY VEEEIIINSSS
pitchfork.com/news/madi-di...
Madi Diaz Releases Blink-182 Covers Album for Charity
Enema of the Garden State, which benefits the Defending Our Neighbors Fund, is “fueled by an eternal love and fandom” for the pop-punk trio, says Diaz
pitchfork.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
-Cover of an entire Blink 182 album
-It's Blink 182's greatest album
-Cover is acoustic and folksy
-Money goes to charity
-Charity is actually good
-Charity will make the dumbest people angry that it exists
-PLUG THIS INTO MY VEEEIIINSSS
pitchfork.com/news/madi-di...
-It's Blink 182's greatest album
-Cover is acoustic and folksy
-Money goes to charity
-Charity is actually good
-Charity will make the dumbest people angry that it exists
-PLUG THIS INTO MY VEEEIIINSSS
pitchfork.com/news/madi-di...
HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!
Headline isn't "compromise reached" it's "some dems are cowards"
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Headline isn't "compromise reached" it's "some dems are cowards"
Saw a thing that called Thanksgiving a "uniquely American" holiday and my knee-jerk reaction was to be like "oh yeah?? more uniquely American than INDEPENDENCE DAY??" And then I remembered like 50 fuckin other countries have independence days from the British lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Saw a thing that called Thanksgiving a "uniquely American" holiday and my knee-jerk reaction was to be like "oh yeah?? more uniquely American than INDEPENDENCE DAY??" And then I remembered like 50 fuckin other countries have independence days from the British lol
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Why yes, these do fit as header banners...
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why yes, these do fit as header banners...
And a Los Angeles that's built for people instead of cars
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And a Los Angeles that's built for people instead of cars
THIS! I remember in the 90s when conservatives were arguing that being gay didn’t need to be accepted because it was a choice. I was just hitting [straight male] puberty and couldn’t think about anything that WASNT girls. I was like “um… you guys can choose? Because I cant. Maybe yall are just gay?”
you ever read something and think how close the author is to realizing something but can't?
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
THIS! I remember in the 90s when conservatives were arguing that being gay didn’t need to be accepted because it was a choice. I was just hitting [straight male] puberty and couldn’t think about anything that WASNT girls. I was like “um… you guys can choose? Because I cant. Maybe yall are just gay?”
Remember remember the 5th of November...
Also remember Guy Fawkes was a Catholic terrorist and that one movie fuckin sucks.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Also remember Guy Fawkes was a Catholic terrorist and that one movie fuckin sucks.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Remember remember the 5th of November...
Also remember Guy Fawkes was a Catholic terrorist and that one movie fuckin sucks.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Also remember Guy Fawkes was a Catholic terrorist and that one movie fuckin sucks.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
"Mamdani hates the West"
My brother in Christ, Z's proposals are a slow Tuesday in cities like Paris, Brussels, Barcelona, and Amsterdam - all of which are in "the West."
I HATE when they call the US "the West" just so they sound more cosmopolitan and less shockingly racist.
My brother in Christ, Z's proposals are a slow Tuesday in cities like Paris, Brussels, Barcelona, and Amsterdam - all of which are in "the West."
I HATE when they call the US "the West" just so they sound more cosmopolitan and less shockingly racist.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"Mamdani hates the West"
My brother in Christ, Z's proposals are a slow Tuesday in cities like Paris, Brussels, Barcelona, and Amsterdam - all of which are in "the West."
I HATE when they call the US "the West" just so they sound more cosmopolitan and less shockingly racist.
My brother in Christ, Z's proposals are a slow Tuesday in cities like Paris, Brussels, Barcelona, and Amsterdam - all of which are in "the West."
I HATE when they call the US "the West" just so they sound more cosmopolitan and less shockingly racist.