Eric Leja
@realericleja.bsky.social
Don't treat people like things. Former US Marine 🇺🇸 Screenwriter 🖊 Comedian 🎤 Husband of a teacher 🍎 Father of humans 👶👧 Friend to many 🌎 Et Je parle français ...parfois 🇨🇵
Welcome to the resistance, Legoland California 🤣🤣
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Welcome to the resistance, Legoland California 🤣🤣
HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!
Teaching my kids about imagination
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Teaching my kids about imagination
Reviews are in! 100% at 5 stars! Get yours today: a.co/d/j2FBeOk
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reviews are in! 100% at 5 stars! Get yours today: a.co/d/j2FBeOk
Fuck with my pumpkin seed game, I dare you (also swing by tonight if you’re trick r treating - or just want candy and a boozy cider. Dm for addy if you don’t have)
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Fuck with my pumpkin seed game, I dare you (also swing by tonight if you’re trick r treating - or just want candy and a boozy cider. Dm for addy if you don’t have)
GET SCARED MOTHERFUCKER
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
GET SCARED MOTHERFUCKER
When I say I’m an independent I mean I’m sick of both parties but will be voting blue no matter who until the last QAnoner is strangled to death with the entrails of the last J6er. When you say it you mean you’re a Trumper too scared of your liberal friends to cop to it. We are not the same.
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I say I’m an independent I mean I’m sick of both parties but will be voting blue no matter who until the last QAnoner is strangled to death with the entrails of the last J6er. When you say it you mean you’re a Trumper too scared of your liberal friends to cop to it. We are not the same.
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is so. fucking. funny 🤣🤣🤣
also buy my [very short] book, it'll piss off a fascist:
a.co/d/cxm3U3e
also buy my [very short] book, it'll piss off a fascist:
a.co/d/cxm3U3e
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is so. fucking. funny 🤣🤣🤣
also buy my [very short] book, it'll piss off a fascist:
a.co/d/cxm3U3e
also buy my [very short] book, it'll piss off a fascist:
a.co/d/cxm3U3e
A 33 yr old politician: "Hey what if we spent tax payer money on public transit instead of settling sexual assault lawsuits against city employees?"
Conservatives: "Lemme desecrate a horrific tragedy, which this is no different from at all."
Conservatives: "Lemme desecrate a horrific tragedy, which this is no different from at all."
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A 33 yr old politician: "Hey what if we spent tax payer money on public transit instead of settling sexual assault lawsuits against city employees?"
Conservatives: "Lemme desecrate a horrific tragedy, which this is no different from at all."
Conservatives: "Lemme desecrate a horrific tragedy, which this is no different from at all."
Someone tell Mike Johnson how many American flags were at the “hate America” protest
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someone tell Mike Johnson how many American flags were at the “hate America” protest
My "unsellable" and "impossible" to produce satire pilot about killing baby Hitler was turned into a short story/novella and is about to be published. Get ready to be bombarded by it on all of my socials.
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My "unsellable" and "impossible" to produce satire pilot about killing baby Hitler was turned into a short story/novella and is about to be published. Get ready to be bombarded by it on all of my socials.
Body shaming is never okay. Having said that, a bunch of Texas 8s finding out they’re Chicago 3s is pretty funny.
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Body shaming is never okay. Having said that, a bunch of Texas 8s finding out they’re Chicago 3s is pretty funny.
the year is 2025 and I would like to take the Gadsden Flag back please
(design not mine - made by someone on reddit)
(design not mine - made by someone on reddit)
October 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the year is 2025 and I would like to take the Gadsden Flag back please
(design not mine - made by someone on reddit)
(design not mine - made by someone on reddit)
Harrowing and true story
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Harrowing and true story
Email from the VA explicitly blaming democrats for the shutdown. This email was sent to me and millions of other veterans.
October 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Email from the VA explicitly blaming democrats for the shutdown. This email was sent to me and millions of other veterans.
get you someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at a genocidal maniac
September 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
get you someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at a genocidal maniac
I rarely use Amazon so it dawned on me to clear my cart out of things that have been in there forever and I found this gem still sitting on deck. The 2020 special: gun lube and toilet paper lmao. Ah, what a stupid fuckin time to be alive I swear to god 🤣
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I rarely use Amazon so it dawned on me to clear my cart out of things that have been in there forever and I found this gem still sitting on deck. The 2020 special: gun lube and toilet paper lmao. Ah, what a stupid fuckin time to be alive I swear to god 🤣
Please understand that this is a letter that the president of the United States of America, who people have built their entire personalities around, sent to a pedophile for his birthday in the 90s.
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Please understand that this is a letter that the president of the United States of America, who people have built their entire personalities around, sent to a pedophile for his birthday in the 90s.
"Brace for fallout" lol. Ah yes, because squishy centrists didn't get at all thrashed in a national election TWICE by a bloated Hitler wannabe. Nope, everything is great and we need less free buses and more wealthy octogenarian stock traders sticking to table top issues but, like, liberally.
September 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Brace for fallout" lol. Ah yes, because squishy centrists didn't get at all thrashed in a national election TWICE by a bloated Hitler wannabe. Nope, everything is great and we need less free buses and more wealthy octogenarian stock traders sticking to table top issues but, like, liberally.
Who targets the targeted ads?
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Who targets the targeted ads?
TELL THAT TO TEXAS YOU SQUISHY CUNTS
August 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
TELL THAT TO TEXAS YOU SQUISHY CUNTS
Shout out to conservatives who love edgey comedy that makes fun of everything until the fucking moment it makes fun of them.
Gotta be my favorite gender.
Gotta be my favorite gender.
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shout out to conservatives who love edgey comedy that makes fun of everything until the fucking moment it makes fun of them.
Gotta be my favorite gender.
Gotta be my favorite gender.
