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i fucked a chic fil a sandwich to completion
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i fucked a chic fil a sandwich to completion
cardassian fleshlight lawsuit
September 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
cardassian fleshlight lawsuit
nyt is staffed exclusively by people who say “ah, yes” at the beginning of every sentence
September 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
nyt is staffed exclusively by people who say “ah, yes” at the beginning of every sentence
censured by city hall for doing gay poppers with cesar milan, the dog whisperer
September 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
censured by city hall for doing gay poppers with cesar milan, the dog whisperer
i had to divorce my own brother when i learned he had been fellated by cesar milan, the dog whisperer
September 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i had to divorce my own brother when i learned he had been fellated by cesar milan, the dog whisperer
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if i heard a dog talking in rfk jr's voice i'd think, Well obviously that's pretty amazing but it's not like, earth shattering
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
if i heard a dog talking in rfk jr's voice i'd think, Well obviously that's pretty amazing but it's not like, earth shattering
eat a load of bricks you fucking bedbag. corncooker
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
eat a load of bricks you fucking bedbag. corncooker
i had a dream the other night about that bingis fella from rawdog
September 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i had a dream the other night about that bingis fella from rawdog
i made a new alarm clock and it simulates shrek busting a surprise nut in your face
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i made a new alarm clock and it simulates shrek busting a surprise nut in your face
im told shrek will soon be “allergic to cum”
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
im told shrek will soon be “allergic to cum”
my youth pastor says im unclockable
August 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
my youth pastor says im unclockable
selling all my blood for a bootleg dvd of the jerma groping stream
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
selling all my blood for a bootleg dvd of the jerma groping stream
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I have a headache (sexual)
August 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have a headache (sexual)
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Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ lithoromantic aromantic people
☆ Chicano xenogender people living in diaspora
☆ cishet agender nonces
☆ aroace multisexual people
☆ Hispanic gender fluid neckbeards
☆ Latinx nonbinary demigirl slumlords
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ lithoromantic aromantic people
☆ Chicano xenogender people living in diaspora
☆ cishet agender nonces
☆ aroace multisexual people
☆ Hispanic gender fluid neckbeards
☆ Latinx nonbinary demigirl slumlords
August 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ lithoromantic aromantic people
☆ Chicano xenogender people living in diaspora
☆ cishet agender nonces
☆ aroace multisexual people
☆ Hispanic gender fluid neckbeards
☆ Latinx nonbinary demigirl slumlords
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ lithoromantic aromantic people
☆ Chicano xenogender people living in diaspora
☆ cishet agender nonces
☆ aroace multisexual people
☆ Hispanic gender fluid neckbeards
☆ Latinx nonbinary demigirl slumlords
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YES Hillary Clinton was humping a catgirl. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
YES Hillary Clinton was humping a catgirl. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
i dont mean to sound paranoid, but i think wheaties cerreal has radio transmitters that go in my teeth and send my thoughts to the lady at the dollar general
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
i dont mean to sound paranoid, but i think wheaties cerreal has radio transmitters that go in my teeth and send my thoughts to the lady at the dollar general
saw the new jordan peele film. its called “yup”. its about a man with a chainsaw and of course hes quite racial about it
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
saw the new jordan peele film. its called “yup”. its about a man with a chainsaw and of course hes quite racial about it
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on sunday i like to go to the ‘michaels’ art store and walk my wife like a dog
July 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
on sunday i like to go to the ‘michaels’ art store and walk my wife like a dog