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i fucked a chic fil a sandwich to completion
October 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
cardassian fleshlight lawsuit
September 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
nyt is staffed exclusively by people who say “ah, yes” at the beginning of every sentence
September 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
censured by city hall for doing gay poppers with cesar milan, the dog whisperer
September 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i had to divorce my own brother when i learned he had been fellated by cesar milan, the dog whisperer
September 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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if i heard a dog talking in rfk jr's voice i'd think, Well obviously that's pretty amazing but it's not like, earth shattering
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
eat a load of bricks you fucking bedbag. corncooker
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
homer pimpson
September 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i had a dream the other night about that bingis fella from rawdog
September 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i made a new alarm clock and it simulates shrek busting a surprise nut in your face
August 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
im told shrek will soon be “allergic to cum”
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
shrek is problematic
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
my youth pastor says im unclockable
August 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
selling all my blood for a bootleg dvd of the jerma groping stream
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I have a headache (sexual)
August 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Happy pride!

Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:

☆ lithoromantic aromantic people
☆ Chicano xenogender people living in diaspora
☆ cishet agender nonces
☆ aroace multisexual people
☆ Hispanic gender fluid neckbeards
☆ Latinx nonbinary demigirl slumlords
August 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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YES Hillary Clinton was humping a catgirl. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i dont mean to sound paranoid, but i think wheaties cerreal has radio transmitters that go in my teeth and send my thoughts to the lady at the dollar general
August 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
saw the new jordan peele film. its called “yup”. its about a man with a chainsaw and of course hes quite racial about it
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
on sunday i like to go to the ‘michaels’ art store and walk my wife like a dog
July 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
9/11 for hucows
July 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM