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Thurmane Dupri
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📍Indianapolis
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Just an fyi I paint shit that would make a good Christmas present
How Little Caesar’s talks to me when that new indica strain kicks in for the first time
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I fucking love basketball
May 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Getting Michael Jordan to come out of his house for anything other than gambling or humiliating other humans via competition is the strongest sign of a recession I’ve seen so far
Six-time NBA champion Michael Jordan will join NBC Sports’ coverage as a special contributor this fall.
Michael Jordan to join NBC Sports NBA coverage as special contributor
“I am so excited to see the NBA back on NBC,” Jordan said.
nbcnews.to
May 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is the face your body makes when every single Inside Out emotion is fighting over who gets to hit the self destruct button first
April 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Officially at that age where everything on Spotify’s new release page sounds fake
April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t know, kinda sounds to me like they’re just reskinning The Apprentice with a host that’s (only slightly) less likely to end up as a fascist dictator
Jimmy Fallon is set to host new NBC competition series "On Brand."

Mentored by Real Housewives star Boz Saint John, contestants will work with major companies in need of an idea for a big brand campaign in the hopes of being named “Best in the Business” and winning a cash prize.
April 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I’m worried I’ll never become the swordsman I want to because the only times I can practice is when I run out of wrapping paper
November 17, 2024 at 3:40 PM
This guy 1000% has a ‘Jennifer’ tattoo somewhere on his body that he just doesn’t want to remove right?
March 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why are they giving Adrien Brody the full runtime of The Brutalist for his speech?
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I bet it must’ve cost $2,000 cuz the pattern is so complicated
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Make sure you fluff up the cushions on your piece of shit uncle’s fainting sofa before showing him this headline
Cynthia Erivo is set to play Jesus Christ in ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ at the Hollywood Bowl this Summer.
February 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Do not quote the old magic to me witch I was there when it was written!
February 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Roses are red,
It’s become overwhelmingly evident,
That the city of Pound Town
Is about to gain a new resident
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
No babe that’s my emotional support 90s hip hop playlist
February 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Pete Davidson without tattoos looks like the halfway Pokémon stage between Mike Bibby in college and Mike Bibby today
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Joseph: “Jesus Christ! You call this room clean?”
Teenage Jesus: *flicks cig and kick starts motorcycle* “Whatever man you’re not my dad”
February 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Something tells me they would be very insistent on the “taxation without representation” annexation model
Donald Trump wants Canada as 51st state?!?

Canada has 40 million people. More than California.

If Canada joined the US, it'd get 46-47 House seats.

Canadians supported Kamala over Trump - 60% to 21%

If Canada joined the US, the presidency and the House would be DEEP BLUE. 😂
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Sorry I can’t come out tonight they just updated Roku City so I have to take an edible and spend the next 6 hours trying to find all changes
January 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*20 minutes into Emilia Perez*
“So when does she go to Paris?”
January 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
No babe I swear! I was just jerkin off, I wasn’t following the instructions!
January 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Me passing balled up wrapping paper to my dad to put it in the trash bag
December 25, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
seems a bit dramatic
December 19, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Huge day for overtime
Lots of clarity today
December 20, 2024 at 2:57 AM