Donald Chump
@reaidonaidtripe.bsky.social
45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇷🇺 I/Me/Mine. Satire account. Many quotes made up. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. #PRU
I GOT AWAY with it!! I AM ABOVE the LAW!!!
Calling it the "only lawful sentence," Judge Merchan pronounces a sentence of unconditional discharge.
Merchan’s final words to Trump:
“Sir, I wish you godspeed as you pursue your second term in office. Thank you.”
Merchan’s final words to Trump:
“Sir, I wish you godspeed as you pursue your second term in office. Thank you.”
January 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I GOT AWAY with it!! I AM ABOVE the LAW!!!
IF the DOCTORS DON'T have BORDERS, you DON'T REALLY have DOCTORS!!
Between Oct 2023 and Oct 2024 Israel attacked 41 different Doctors Without Borders facilities, killing 100s of medical workers in targeted attacks. The vast majority of the time Israel didn’t even claim there were “Hamas assets” present. So what was “AI”’s role on these occasions? WaPo doesn’t say
January 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
IF the DOCTORS DON'T have BORDERS, you DON'T REALLY have DOCTORS!!
But ELON says WE NEED MORE H5N1 Visas -- so I CAN'T JUST GET RID of IT!!
H5N1 is showing signs of adapting to humans with recent mutations (A134V, N182K, E186D) enhancing its ability to bind to human-like α2-6 receptors in the upper respiratory tract.
This raises serious concerns about the virus’s potential to become more transmissible among humans.
This raises serious concerns about the virus’s potential to become more transmissible among humans.
December 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
But ELON says WE NEED MORE H5N1 Visas -- so I CAN'T JUST GET RID of IT!!
HAPPY TRUMPMAS!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
HAPPY TRUMPMAS!!
I PREFER Saviors who WEREN'T CAPTURED and CRUCIFIED -- JUST GRAZED with a BULLET!
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I PREFER Saviors who WEREN'T CAPTURED and CRUCIFIED -- JUST GRAZED with a BULLET!
Jesus SUPPOSEDLY came to SAVE the WORLD -- but HE NEVER even DEPORTED ANY BROWN-SKINNED people???
December 25, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Jesus SUPPOSEDLY came to SAVE the WORLD -- but HE NEVER even DEPORTED ANY BROWN-SKINNED people???
Today, as you CELEBRATE JESUS being BORN in a STABLE -- REMEMBER that ONLY I AM a STABLE GENIUS!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Today, as you CELEBRATE JESUS being BORN in a STABLE -- REMEMBER that ONLY I AM a STABLE GENIUS!!
CANADA is LOSING "Magnetic North" to RUSSIA!!! 😄 NO SURPRISE, given that Mr. PUTIN is MUCH MORE MAGNETIC than that PATHETIC LOSER Trudeau!!🫡
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December 21, 2024 at 10:20 AM
CANADA is LOSING "Magnetic North" to RUSSIA!!! 😄 NO SURPRISE, given that Mr. PUTIN is MUCH MORE MAGNETIC than that PATHETIC LOSER Trudeau!!🫡
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHY ELON EARNED an IMPORTANT FEDERAL POSITION (SORT of) from ME!!
December 12, 2024 at 10:33 AM
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY ELON EARNED an IMPORTANT FEDERAL POSITION (SORT of) from ME!!
Only WOKE, LIBERAL, SOCIALIST COMMIES pay attention to "THEIR" PRONOUNS!! This PROVES Nancy Mace is ONE of "US"!!
I again took the liberty of replying.
December 12, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Only WOKE, LIBERAL, SOCIALIST COMMIES pay attention to "THEIR" PRONOUNS!! This PROVES Nancy Mace is ONE of "US"!!
Let us ALL REFLECT on the FIRST Thanksgiving when WHITE pilgrims GRACIOUSLY shared ALL the FOOD the PILGRIMS RAISED & GREW ON their OWN -- and ALLOWED SAVAGE ANIMALS to EAT at THEIR TABLE before ROUNDING THEM UP & BANISHING THEM to DETAINMENT CAMPS (reservations) to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Let us ALL REFLECT on the FIRST Thanksgiving when WHITE pilgrims GRACIOUSLY shared ALL the FOOD the PILGRIMS RAISED & GREW ON their OWN -- and ALLOWED SAVAGE ANIMALS to EAT at THEIR TABLE before ROUNDING THEM UP & BANISHING THEM to DETAINMENT CAMPS (reservations) to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER to BAN the BARBARIC practice of SO MANY LEFTIST DEGENERATES called
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER to BAN the BARBARIC practice of SO MANY LEFTIST DEGENERATES called
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ALL -- ESPECIALLY the LOSERS & CREEPS I will SOON be DEPORTING!! ENJOY your LAST MEAL!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ALL -- ESPECIALLY the LOSERS & CREEPS I will SOON be DEPORTING!! ENJOY your LAST MEAL!!
Happy Thanksgiving to "Butterball Saul"!! #Thanksgiving #Butterball
November 28, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to "Butterball Saul"!! #Thanksgiving #Butterball
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING the TRANS-SIBERIAN Orchestra from PERFORMING in AMERICA!! The SIBERIAN part is PERFECTLY FINE, of course, EVEN ADMIRABLE!! But there is NO PLACE for TRANS in AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT!
November 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING the TRANS-SIBERIAN Orchestra from PERFORMING in AMERICA!! The SIBERIAN part is PERFECTLY FINE, of course, EVEN ADMIRABLE!! But there is NO PLACE for TRANS in AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT!
Pam Bondi MAY NOT be a PEDOPHILE, but she is THOROUGHLY CORRUPT and LOYAL ONLY to ME!! ANOTHER GREAT CHOICE!!
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Trump chooses loyalist Pam Bondi for attorney general pick after Matt Gaetz withdraws
President-elect Donald Trump has named Pam Bondi, the former attorney general of Florida, to be U.S. attorney general just hours after his other choice, Matt Gaetz, withdrew his name.
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November 22, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Pam Bondi MAY NOT be a PEDOPHILE, but she is THOROUGHLY CORRUPT and LOYAL ONLY to ME!! ANOTHER GREAT CHOICE!!
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MATT GAETZ will be the JOHN HANDCOCK of MY ADMINISTRATION -- BIG, BOLD and HANDSY!! #MattGaetz #GaetzOfHell
November 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM
MATT GAETZ will be the JOHN HANDCOCK of MY ADMINISTRATION -- BIG, BOLD and HANDSY!! #MattGaetz #GaetzOfHell
WINNING SUBMISSIONS EARN YOU a GENUINE TRUMP "SHROUD of TURIN" AMERICAN FLAG -- LOOK CAREFULLY and you can SEE MY HAZY IMAGE EMBLAZONED on the STARS & STRIPES in ORANGE FOUNDATION!! TOTALLY FREE (just submit $100 NOW to cover POSTAGE & HANDLING)!!
My CABINET NOMINATIONS sure are OWNING the LIBS!! THEIR HEADS are EXPLODING!! 🤯 HELP ME KEEP the FUN GOING -- LET ME KNOW what OTHER RIDICULOUS APPOINTMENTS you THINK I SHOULD MAKE!! NOTHING is OFF LIMITS!! DON JR as SECRETARY of COCAINE? ERIC as SECRETARY of PASTE? It COULD HAPPEN!!
November 20, 2024 at 12:51 PM
WINNING SUBMISSIONS EARN YOU a GENUINE TRUMP "SHROUD of TURIN" AMERICAN FLAG -- LOOK CAREFULLY and you can SEE MY HAZY IMAGE EMBLAZONED on the STARS & STRIPES in ORANGE FOUNDATION!! TOTALLY FREE (just submit $100 NOW to cover POSTAGE & HANDLING)!!
THAT'S an INNOVATIVE, ENTREPRENEURIAL MIND!! ANYBODY can PROMOTE LEGIT MEDICAL TREATMENTS. ONLY a GENIUS can just MAKE THEM UP!! #OZ #WickedSmaht #DrOz
In a 2015 letter to Columbia University, where Oz is a professor, 10 doctors said he promoted "quack treatments and cures in the interest of personal financial gain."
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
THAT'S an INNOVATIVE, ENTREPRENEURIAL MIND!! ANYBODY can PROMOTE LEGIT MEDICAL TREATMENTS. ONLY a GENIUS can just MAKE THEM UP!! #OZ #WickedSmaht #DrOz
THANK YOU!!
If you were trying to destroy America, you couldn’t pick a better cabinet than Trump.
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 PM
THANK YOU!!
THIS TRACKS!!
Trump’s new Secretary of Education nominee Linda McMahon is being sued for allegedly enabling a pedophile to sexually abuse kids.
The victims’ lawyers have released video testimonies describing the abuse.
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The victims’ lawyers have released video testimonies describing the abuse.
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Sexual Abuse Victims Speak Out Against Trump Campaign's Linda McMahon
Law firm for underage boys releases video alleging Linda McMahon enabled pedophilia
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November 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
THIS TRACKS!!
My CABINET NOMINATIONS sure are OWNING the LIBS!! THEIR HEADS are EXPLODING!! 🤯 HELP ME KEEP the FUN GOING -- LET ME KNOW what OTHER RIDICULOUS APPOINTMENTS you THINK I SHOULD MAKE!! NOTHING is OFF LIMITS!! DON JR as SECRETARY of COCAINE? ERIC as SECRETARY of PASTE? It COULD HAPPEN!!
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
My CABINET NOMINATIONS sure are OWNING the LIBS!! THEIR HEADS are EXPLODING!! 🤯 HELP ME KEEP the FUN GOING -- LET ME KNOW what OTHER RIDICULOUS APPOINTMENTS you THINK I SHOULD MAKE!! NOTHING is OFF LIMITS!! DON JR as SECRETARY of COCAINE? ERIC as SECRETARY of PASTE? It COULD HAPPEN!!
Now that I am PRESIDENT again/still, I'm going to RESUME HUMPING the AMERICAN FLAG!! Then I will SELL those FLAGS with MY MAKE-UP STAIN IMAGES on them, and they will be VENERATED like the SHROUD of TURIN!! MY FOLLOWERS will PAY MILLIONS for THEM!! SOON I will be a REAL BILLIONAIRE -- BRILLIANT!!
November 20, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Now that I am PRESIDENT again/still, I'm going to RESUME HUMPING the AMERICAN FLAG!! Then I will SELL those FLAGS with MY MAKE-UP STAIN IMAGES on them, and they will be VENERATED like the SHROUD of TURIN!! MY FOLLOWERS will PAY MILLIONS for THEM!! SOON I will be a REAL BILLIONAIRE -- BRILLIANT!!