Donald Chump
@reaidonaidtripe.bsky.social
45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇷🇺 I/Me/Mine. Satire account. Many quotes made up. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. #PRU
I PREFER Saviors who WEREN'T CAPTURED and CRUCIFIED -- JUST GRAZED with a BULLET!
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I PREFER Saviors who WEREN'T CAPTURED and CRUCIFIED -- JUST GRAZED with a BULLET!
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER to BAN the BARBARIC practice of SO MANY LEFTIST DEGENERATES called
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER to BAN the BARBARIC practice of SO MANY LEFTIST DEGENERATES called
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
"FRIENDSGIVING"!! It is UN-AMERICAN to CELEBRATE Thanksgiving with people YOU ACTUALLY LIKE -- INSTEAD of your FAMILY!!
Happy Thanksgiving to "Butterball Saul"!! #Thanksgiving #Butterball
November 28, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to "Butterball Saul"!! #Thanksgiving #Butterball
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING the TRANS-SIBERIAN Orchestra from PERFORMING in AMERICA!! The SIBERIAN part is PERFECTLY FINE, of course, EVEN ADMIRABLE!! But there is NO PLACE for TRANS in AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT!
November 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I JUST SIGNED an EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING the TRANS-SIBERIAN Orchestra from PERFORMING in AMERICA!! The SIBERIAN part is PERFECTLY FINE, of course, EVEN ADMIRABLE!! But there is NO PLACE for TRANS in AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT!
MATT GAETZ will be the JOHN HANDCOCK of MY ADMINISTRATION -- BIG, BOLD and HANDSY!! #MattGaetz #GaetzOfHell
November 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM
MATT GAETZ will be the JOHN HANDCOCK of MY ADMINISTRATION -- BIG, BOLD and HANDSY!! #MattGaetz #GaetzOfHell
Now that I am PRESIDENT again/still, I'm going to RESUME HUMPING the AMERICAN FLAG!! Then I will SELL those FLAGS with MY MAKE-UP STAIN IMAGES on them, and they will be VENERATED like the SHROUD of TURIN!! MY FOLLOWERS will PAY MILLIONS for THEM!! SOON I will be a REAL BILLIONAIRE -- BRILLIANT!!
November 20, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Now that I am PRESIDENT again/still, I'm going to RESUME HUMPING the AMERICAN FLAG!! Then I will SELL those FLAGS with MY MAKE-UP STAIN IMAGES on them, and they will be VENERATED like the SHROUD of TURIN!! MY FOLLOWERS will PAY MILLIONS for THEM!! SOON I will be a REAL BILLIONAIRE -- BRILLIANT!!