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Biding my time until the Trump-Musk divorce.
First time he slept next to his wife in years.
It was all but certain that he would embarrass America at the Pope’s funeral.
April 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
First time he slept next to his wife in years.
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Sound up!
This is amazing!!
This is amazing!!
April 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sound up!
This is amazing!!
This is amazing!!
Let them eat tariffs
The White House just issued this statement:
“The President won his second round matchup of the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL, and advances to the Championship Round tomorrow.”
How’s this real life?
“The President won his second round matchup of the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL, and advances to the Championship Round tomorrow.”
How’s this real life?
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Let them eat tariffs
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
Fantasyland. The media cares about you about as much as Trump does.
March 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fantasyland. The media cares about you about as much as Trump does.
Designated driver?
"Hegseth Brought His Wife to Sensitive Meetings With Foreign Military Officials" @WSJ.com scoops
Exclusive | Hegseth Brought His Wife to Sensitive Meetings With Foreign Military Officials
The defense secretary’s spouse is a former Fox News executive. His handling of sensitive information is under fire after he shared details about a strike on Houthi militants in a group chat on a…
www.wsj.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Designated driver?
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my shwag dealer in high school had better OPSEC than the Trump White House
March 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my shwag dealer in high school had better OPSEC than the Trump White House
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Democrats need to accept and acknowledge that each day they don't make a tangible, concerted effort to throw wrenches into the gears of governance, it increases the probability that we're not voting our way out of this
March 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Democrats need to accept and acknowledge that each day they don't make a tangible, concerted effort to throw wrenches into the gears of governance, it increases the probability that we're not voting our way out of this
Elon ate the paste that was supposed to secure these parts.
Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks produced and sold in the first 15 months it was on the market in the US over a safety issue
Tesla Recalls Cybertrucks Over Pieces of Trim Coming Loose
Tesla Inc. recalled all the Cybertrucks it produced and sold in the first 15 months it was on the market in the US over a safety issue it’s having trouble resolving.
bloom.bg
March 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Elon ate the paste that was supposed to secure these parts.
Tesla Lives Matter
Fox News is now talking about people getting the death penalty for attacking Teslas
March 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tesla Lives Matter
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
Donald Trump has now sent more time with Elon’s kid than he did with any of his own kids.
When you to play hooky and golf, but your boss tells you to watch his kid...
March 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Donald Trump has now sent more time with Elon’s kid than he did with any of his own kids.
Welcome to you’re gonna be tired for a week eve. For those who celebrate.
March 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Welcome to you’re gonna be tired for a week eve. For those who celebrate.
Woohoo! M4 15” MacBook Air ordered. Can’t believe they gave me $245 trade in for an almost 9 year old MacBook Pro.
March 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woohoo! M4 15” MacBook Air ordered. Can’t believe they gave me $245 trade in for an almost 9 year old MacBook Pro.
Hold our beer.
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hold our beer.
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🙏 nyc legends forever, both punk AND metal don’t happen without them. rip David Johansen
March 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🙏 nyc legends forever, both punk AND metal don’t happen without them. rip David Johansen
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What's Your Billionaire Drug of Choice?
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
February 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What's Your Billionaire Drug of Choice?
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
Take our quiz to find out if your taste aligns with Elon Musk (ketamine and cocaine), Jeff Bezos (steroids and HGH), or Mark Zuckerberg (oregano that teens told him was marijuana).
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A WIRED investigation reveals that criminals who make billions from scam compounds in Myanmar—where tens of thousands of people are enslaved—are using Starlink to get online.
Elon Musk’s Starlink Is Keeping Modern Slavery Compounds Online
A WIRED investigation reveals that criminals who make billions from scam compounds in Myanmar—where tens of thousands of people are enslaved—are using Starlink to get online.
buff.ly
February 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
A WIRED investigation reveals that criminals who make billions from scam compounds in Myanmar—where tens of thousands of people are enslaved—are using Starlink to get online.
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We are, unequivocally, the Bad Guys.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
February 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We are, unequivocally, the Bad Guys.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
We have been before, and we will be again, no doubt, but this one is particularly repellent.
Irredeemable. Can’t wait until the toddlers go after them.
FFS New York Times.
They’re not *his generals.
Unbelievable
They’re not *his generals.
Unbelievable
February 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Irredeemable. Can’t wait until the toddlers go after them.
MAGA are hockey fans now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
MAGA are hockey fans now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lettuce never forget what a moron this woman is.
February 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lettuce never forget what a moron this woman is.
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Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI