grok tuah

I’m boutta “you’re a Scorpio? Me too” my way into some pussy ong

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

My girl wanted an m&m

I gave her an m&m

M&m&m&m

(Having sex with the eye doctor) is this better or worse? Better? Worse?

SGA is back in MVP form. He’s playing unreal tonight.

I’m torn between wanting to post hivemind one-liners like they’re my own, or just become an account that posts my favorite hivemind moments

I invented the question mark

If mark wahlberg was president you know I’d question mark

Tim Walz needs a podcast to help get us through the next 4 years.

Do you agree?