Raz Wagner
razwagner.bsky.social
Raz Wagner
@razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
I want a tent in my backyard where ai and emails can not find me. With a still. I'm recreating the swamp from MASH.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@mimcifer.bsky.social let's play Dino cards.
✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨

To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀

To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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✨ GIVEAWAY TIME!✨

To celebrate the launch of our Trading Card collaboration with @creocards.bsky.social, we've decided to give away a set of cards to one of our lucky followers! 🍀

To enter, see details below! 👇
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
War criminal died. Yay.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Graveyard shift workers against daylight savings.
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Pouncey has a Snoopy hoodie now.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How am I suppose to save money in this time line?
Last chance to pledge for a cool shark bag!!! Come on I know you want to!

shares are super appreciated!
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My brother gave me his basic bitch common cold. I'm at my desk working in a jacket and I'm still cold.
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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hi
September 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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We're almost at 50% funded for our Lucky Jumper collab with
@makeship.bsky.social!
With just one day left, now is the time to grab yours! 💙 bit.ly/4lU6WM3
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I can't tell the late night people apart. All white people look alike to me. And 2 of them share the same name?
Jimmy Fallon reacts to ABC suspending Jimmy Kimmel’s show and mocks Donald Trump on ‘The Tonight Show’
September 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Government is being a bit of a cunt lately.
September 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Ash from the fire blew onto my dog. Pouncey is ashy.
September 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@amerrill2.bsky.social my friend is counting down the minutes until it's his birthday so I can give him the Cameo I got of you.
September 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart.

Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Charlie Kirk is Dead. Here’s Why I’m Celebrating! — Assigned
It’s a wonderful thing to outlive a someone who spent his life working for your elimination. That's why I'm celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.
www.assignedmedia.org
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Pouncey did it. The Phillies won. Thank you Pouncey
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I woke up and the Phillies were losing. I put a Phillies bandana on the dog and kissed his head. We have scored 4 times since and we are winning now.
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Lot of "why won't my bullying victims just take my abuse" energy around.
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I sure wish I wasn't poor right now.
I bounced this to the second charity auction which ends at Noon, Pacific Time. So while time is limited, you can own this "To Infinity and Beyond!"
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I bounced this to the second charity auction which ends at Noon, Pacific Time. So while time is limited, you can own this "To Infinity and Beyond!"
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My dog is snoring but work won't let me call out to observe him.
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Why does my friend's dog look like this? Why does Otis have a DreamWorks face?
September 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM