Raz Wagner
@razwagner.bsky.social
My body is a meat puppet psychically controlled by a bird who craves violence.
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dog had to go to the vet to get a lump removed. He's home now and high. He sat weird the whole ride home.
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Google can't even tell me when
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
This movie comes out. The correct answer is the 13th.
Pouncey has a Snoopy hoodie now.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pouncey has a Snoopy hoodie now.
Ash from the fire blew onto my dog. Pouncey is ashy.
September 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ash from the fire blew onto my dog. Pouncey is ashy.
Pouncey did it. The Phillies won. Thank you Pouncey
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Pouncey did it. The Phillies won. Thank you Pouncey
Why does my friend's dog look like this? Why does Otis have a DreamWorks face?
September 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Why does my friend's dog look like this? Why does Otis have a DreamWorks face?
I'm ordering fireproof gloves on Homedepot site and they used this image for the gloves. Fireproof AND cat proof? Sold.
September 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm ordering fireproof gloves on Homedepot site and they used this image for the gloves. Fireproof AND cat proof? Sold.
Pouncey, head of security, on duty with his new elevated station.
August 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Pouncey, head of security, on duty with his new elevated station.
I grilled steak and potatoes.
August 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I grilled steak and potatoes.
All cats are silly babies. My dog is not a baby. He's a grown ass dog. He has a job. He has responsibilities.
August 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
All cats are silly babies. My dog is not a baby. He's a grown ass dog. He has a job. He has responsibilities.
Look at him. Ready for adventure in his hat.
August 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Look at him. Ready for adventure in his hat.
It's the exact opposite of my corgi mix. Greyhound has legs, neck, low body fat. Pouncey has none of that.
July 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's the exact opposite of my corgi mix. Greyhound has legs, neck, low body fat. Pouncey has none of that.
A 2nd pup cup has been dogged. He also accepted training treats from some kids
July 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A 2nd pup cup has been dogged. He also accepted training treats from some kids
The world is terrible but atleast my dog can enjoy his pup cup.
July 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The world is terrible but atleast my dog can enjoy his pup cup.
