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javascript person
@rayman.bsky.social
26 year old boy
My car seems to be leaking coolant at the same rate I go through vapes because this is the second time I've bought more coolant and a new vape at the same time
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I have to have the only car in the world that can overheat in 25 degree weather
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Just remembered I had a dream last night where they made a peanut butter flavored monster energy drink that said it would make your balls smaller
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Under no circumstances do you "gotta hand it to" Thom Tillis
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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gotchu
January 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Wisconson football dad getting really excited seeing his sons search history "Packers Online" "Buy Packers Online" "XL Packers" and "Packers Shipped Discrete"
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why does the bigger carolina not simply eat the smaller carolina
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Wanted a picture of this weirdly sinister logo at work and both times i got close to the box an alarm sounded somewhere and no one knew what it was
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
They got the president's cronies on TV justifying invading another country and the chyron is "we know it's cutting into the game just hang on a sec" lmao
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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2025 really was uniquely rotten. let us never speak of it again
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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2025 starting vibe tbh
January 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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this is how my website started. I still don't know javascript or php. it was so satisfying seeing it on the internet, in my browser, for the first time. even with it looking like that. anyone can make a website like this
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I used to think people who were really hype for christmas were annoying but now I realize this time of year as an adult sucks complete shit unless you go out of your way to make it not suck complete shit
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Got a 66 on my web dev final
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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everyone on one social media site uses all the other sites as derogatory terms despite the fact that theres like 5 websites left and people use at least 3 at the same time
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Going to my sister's graduation running across campus high as hell I feel like I'm in college again
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM