ravenous corvid
@ravenouscorvid.bsky.social
the long adored villain // i’m just a boy made of flowers and fire
Pinned
Me, escaping in a hot air balloon:
“Hahaha, so long suckers!!!”
*15 minutes later I’m only 300 feet away
“Hahaha, so long suckers!!!”
*15 minutes later I’m only 300 feet away
ACAB includes paw patrol
May 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ACAB includes paw patrol
This is why you have to be careful with AI because it sometimes gives you wrong information. It tried to tell me that Zeus and Perseus dont have dump truck asses
May 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is why you have to be careful with AI because it sometimes gives you wrong information. It tried to tell me that Zeus and Perseus dont have dump truck asses
I tried reading the Art of War by Sun Tzu but it was boring as shit and full of “strategy” like, “if it looks like your enemy can kick your ass, evade them” lol
May 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I tried reading the Art of War by Sun Tzu but it was boring as shit and full of “strategy” like, “if it looks like your enemy can kick your ass, evade them” lol
Putting on the Full armor of God and going to Dennys for a Moons over my hammy
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Putting on the Full armor of God and going to Dennys for a Moons over my hammy
I’m sorry I haven’t been around much I’ve been fighting a flying bug in my house
May 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m sorry I haven’t been around much I’ve been fighting a flying bug in my house
all flags will be at half staff today because my dog knocked my quesadilla on the floor
April 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
all flags will be at half staff today because my dog knocked my quesadilla on the floor
*playing mine sweeper on Hunter’s laptop
April 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*playing mine sweeper on Hunter’s laptop
thinking of you (i saw a dead bird on the ground)
April 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
thinking of you (i saw a dead bird on the ground)
eating a dozen deviled eggs for the lord
April 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
eating a dozen deviled eggs for the lord
who up navigating the relentless parade of never-ending bullshit (life)
April 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
who up navigating the relentless parade of never-ending bullshit (life)
Good morning folks - I’m back and dumber than ever
April 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Good morning folks - I’m back and dumber than ever
Always remember the golden rules:
1. be nice to me
2. dont bother me
1. be nice to me
2. dont bother me
April 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Always remember the golden rules:
1. be nice to me
2. dont bother me
1. be nice to me
2. dont bother me
Me, sowing: hahaha fuck you pal
Me, reaping: hahaha hey, what a minute wtf
Me, reaping: hahaha hey, what a minute wtf
April 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me, sowing: hahaha fuck you pal
Me, reaping: hahaha hey, what a minute wtf
Me, reaping: hahaha hey, what a minute wtf
Great, people are mad at me just because I deliberately provoked them
April 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Great, people are mad at me just because I deliberately provoked them
People either overthink things and get anxious or under think things and get irrational - the trick is to think the perfect amount (which is what I do)
April 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
People either overthink things and get anxious or under think things and get irrational - the trick is to think the perfect amount (which is what I do)
*looking at the whole world and just sighing and shaking my head
April 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*looking at the whole world and just sighing and shaking my head
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Should I burn the bridge to you?
April 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Should I burn the bridge to you?
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I write until my hands hurt more than my heart
April 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I write until my hands hurt more than my heart
getting up at 4 AM to dip my balls in a bowl of sparkling water
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
getting up at 4 AM to dip my balls in a bowl of sparkling water
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I have the spirit of someone who wants to sing all the lyrics to a song but the memory of someone who can barely remember the first name of a recurring character in my life who I haven’t talked to in two days
April 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have the spirit of someone who wants to sing all the lyrics to a song but the memory of someone who can barely remember the first name of a recurring character in my life who I haven’t talked to in two days
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Outside with the thunderstorm, admiring it from afar
April 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Outside with the thunderstorm, admiring it from afar
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
December 2, 2023 at 11:21 PM
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
if the stars don’t align for us, then i will tear them all down
March 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
if the stars don’t align for us, then i will tear them all down
Sometimes the best you can do with a problem is ignore it -
nothing bad will happen if you do that
nothing bad will happen if you do that
March 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sometimes the best you can do with a problem is ignore it -
nothing bad will happen if you do that
nothing bad will happen if you do that