I believe I am real 🐧🐧

Oh no, that sucks. Ibuprofen and other NSAIDS are really crappy for the stomach, some people are given an additional medication to prevent ulcers, GERD etc. I hope you feel better soon xx

I dislike JK Rowling but even more than that I’m confounded by her. Who wants to make their own lives hell about something that has fuck all to do with them and could never negatively impact them in any way, even hypothetically! How could asexual people bother you? Just leave them alone Joanne!

Who told you about my windy bum?! 😂😂

An excellent way to spend a Saturday 💖

Keir Starmer doesn't like mayonnaise because it's "too spicy".

Oh yes please and thank you, a thousand times Sooz 🙏

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