Rattlesire
@rattlesire.bsky.social
Talent Manager | Maverick | UI/UX Developer | Poly 🏳️⚧️🐶 | He/Him | 🌟 Galaxy Knight 🌟| Sentient Cookie | Candy Corn Deliveries Are A Genuine Payment Option
I'm here to collect voice actors, authors and skills. You got 'em? I want 'em. Send 'em.
I'm here to collect voice actors, authors and skills. You got 'em? I want 'em. Send 'em.
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Rattlesire
@rattlesire.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Still setting everything up, but here's the gist of the network buckos!
Network ID: candivox.bsky.social
Personal: rattlesire.bsky.social
Talent Management: voicewriters.bsky.social
Game Development: TBA
This is so much work but that's why we run on Spite, Lamictal and Adderall 'round here.
Network ID: candivox.bsky.social
Personal: rattlesire.bsky.social
Talent Management: voicewriters.bsky.social
Game Development: TBA
This is so much work but that's why we run on Spite, Lamictal and Adderall 'round here.
As I do every year, I'll be hosting my drunk new years stream over on Twitch, and I think you'll enjoy the co-hosts joining alongside.
Usually I like to play multi-player and retro games that we make multi-player, so... what's everyone feeling this year?
Usually I like to play multi-player and retro games that we make multi-player, so... what's everyone feeling this year?
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As I do every year, I'll be hosting my drunk new years stream over on Twitch, and I think you'll enjoy the co-hosts joining alongside.
Usually I like to play multi-player and retro games that we make multi-player, so... what's everyone feeling this year?
Usually I like to play multi-player and retro games that we make multi-player, so... what's everyone feeling this year?
Massive Black Friday boycott leads to steeper sales and less shoppers, which, totally cool--BUT.
I am fucking down for the businesses that said "What if we made Black Friday about shopping at black-owned businesses?"
And that goes so fucking hard. I'm so down.
I am fucking down for the businesses that said "What if we made Black Friday about shopping at black-owned businesses?"
And that goes so fucking hard. I'm so down.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Massive Black Friday boycott leads to steeper sales and less shoppers, which, totally cool--BUT.
I am fucking down for the businesses that said "What if we made Black Friday about shopping at black-owned businesses?"
And that goes so fucking hard. I'm so down.
I am fucking down for the businesses that said "What if we made Black Friday about shopping at black-owned businesses?"
And that goes so fucking hard. I'm so down.
I would have gone to church for more than hot cocoa if the sermons had been written like a Hazbin Hotel episode or were being sung by Patrick Stump as Abel.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I would have gone to church for more than hot cocoa if the sermons had been written like a Hazbin Hotel episode or were being sung by Patrick Stump as Abel.
If I had a nickel for every time a villain I liked turned into an insect-hybrid as their Final Form, I'd have two nickels--which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a villain I liked turned into an insect-hybrid as their Final Form, I'd have two nickels--which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Also I apologize for the silence I swear I'm not dead and your regular programming will return soon after these messages
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Also I apologize for the silence I swear I'm not dead and your regular programming will return soon after these messages
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Thank you to @justicewashington.net for letting us use your excellent voice as inspiration for our drawings on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/JtSgFsqXorg
We Had to Turn This Pro VA's Voices into Characters (With Justice Washington!)
YouTube video by Drawfee Show
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thank you to @justicewashington.net for letting us use your excellent voice as inspiration for our drawings on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/JtSgFsqXorg
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
They made Vox racist enough to live up to the term 'white noise'.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
They made Vox racist enough to live up to the term 'white noise'.
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#hazbinhotels2 #humanalastor #alastor
redraws of this ultimate cutie pie ♥️🥹
⚠️ DO NOT GO TO HIS SHACK IN THE BAYOU 🩸🎑🏚️🐊💀
redraws of this ultimate cutie pie ♥️🥹
⚠️ DO NOT GO TO HIS SHACK IN THE BAYOU 🩸🎑🏚️🐊💀
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
#hazbinhotels2 #humanalastor #alastor
redraws of this ultimate cutie pie ♥️🥹
⚠️ DO NOT GO TO HIS SHACK IN THE BAYOU 🩸🎑🏚️🐊💀
redraws of this ultimate cutie pie ♥️🥹
⚠️ DO NOT GO TO HIS SHACK IN THE BAYOU 🩸🎑🏚️🐊💀
One of the major pitfalls of having ADHD is that if we lose interest or stimuli that results in our 100% Go-Go Attitude dipping in any capacity, we have zoned out and at worst, lost consciousness out of sheer boredom, regardless of just how interesting or engaging that thing we were doing was.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
One of the major pitfalls of having ADHD is that if we lose interest or stimuli that results in our 100% Go-Go Attitude dipping in any capacity, we have zoned out and at worst, lost consciousness out of sheer boredom, regardless of just how interesting or engaging that thing we were doing was.
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UPDATE! 🌹🎉
I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99
Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!
#Fantasy #Author
I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99
Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!
#Fantasy #Author
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ghosts are an invasive species.
Ghost sharks however, are not.
Ghost sharks however, are not.
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Ghosts are an invasive species.
Ghost sharks however, are not.
Ghost sharks however, are not.
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🤯
Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚
And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋
youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚
And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋
youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🤯
Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚
And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋
youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers 💚
And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋
youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared
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Oh yeah I love that game! (I watched someone else play it 😆)
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh yeah I love that game! (I watched someone else play it 😆)
Uber driver radios around here have exactly 3 settings: Christian music, politics, or horrifically written audiobooks. There is absolutely nothing in between. Ever.
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Uber driver radios around here have exactly 3 settings: Christian music, politics, or horrifically written audiobooks. There is absolutely nothing in between. Ever.
The Loaded Nachos from Lays is a Willy Wonka experience for me. Every chew is a different fucking ingredient of loaded nachos and it's so bizarre and I keep *eating* it and I don't know why.
Also A&W's Ice Cream Sundae soda? We've gone through like 6 boxes. So good. So fucking good.
Also A&W's Ice Cream Sundae soda? We've gone through like 6 boxes. So good. So fucking good.
September 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Loaded Nachos from Lays is a Willy Wonka experience for me. Every chew is a different fucking ingredient of loaded nachos and it's so bizarre and I keep *eating* it and I don't know why.
Also A&W's Ice Cream Sundae soda? We've gone through like 6 boxes. So good. So fucking good.
Also A&W's Ice Cream Sundae soda? We've gone through like 6 boxes. So good. So fucking good.
I want a bobblehead Bible. Just a book that vibrates intensely and when you stop the car, a random verse comes up like it's a fucking magic 8 ball
I'm very tired
I'm very tired
August 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I want a bobblehead Bible. Just a book that vibrates intensely and when you stop the car, a random verse comes up like it's a fucking magic 8 ball
I'm very tired
I'm very tired
Today on my birthday, I took my wife's shift at work today so she could rest.
I was then harassed for 5 hours. They gave me drinks, called me a dog, gave me dogs, kept telling me happy birthday, fed me, then my director proceeded to blast the intercom with bday announcements. What weirdos.
I was then harassed for 5 hours. They gave me drinks, called me a dog, gave me dogs, kept telling me happy birthday, fed me, then my director proceeded to blast the intercom with bday announcements. What weirdos.
August 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Today on my birthday, I took my wife's shift at work today so she could rest.
I was then harassed for 5 hours. They gave me drinks, called me a dog, gave me dogs, kept telling me happy birthday, fed me, then my director proceeded to blast the intercom with bday announcements. What weirdos.
I was then harassed for 5 hours. They gave me drinks, called me a dog, gave me dogs, kept telling me happy birthday, fed me, then my director proceeded to blast the intercom with bday announcements. What weirdos.
It's my birthday.
Can we stop touching grass cuz that seems unsanitary
Can we stop touching grass cuz that seems unsanitary
August 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's my birthday.
Can we stop touching grass cuz that seems unsanitary
Can we stop touching grass cuz that seems unsanitary