AND A BUDDY CAME UP FROM VIRGINIA AND BROUGHT ME CANDY CORN COOKIES THEY MADE THEMSELF. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YA'LL.

What truly heinous people I know

Today on my birthday, I took my wife's shift at work today so she could rest.

I was then harassed for 5 hours. They gave me drinks, called me a dog, gave me dogs, kept telling me happy birthday, fed me, then my director proceeded to blast the intercom with bday announcements. What weirdos.

For in what other timeline can we enjoy eating root beer and drinking carrots

Remember kids, if you're going to prove a point, change someone's mind or try to improve their education, don't ever say "Just Google It". Your SERP is as different in opinion as in thought. If there's no direction, there's no reflection.

I only wrote this much to update Bluesky to current events and also cuz I needed to wait til the Adderall kicked in. So now I will be a god and go do all that everyone is astounded that I can. Feel free to DM me on Discord. Same name.

Here's our kids. Sorbet Shark Cookie on left, Martini right.

Generally speaking, it's easy to reject one's insistence that you have a problem.

But when your problem is telling you that you have a problem, things get complicated.

I do not have a problem.

Heyoooo! My wife @shrineheart.bsky.social has finally opened her awesome pixel commissions! Animated ones included! Need full art? Game sprites? Twitch emotes? Pixtubers? Then you should hit her up!

www.deviantart.com/shrineheart/...

Testing if the site does Gifs and Video. This is a PNGtuber I made for my buddy Regro on Twitch.

Zubat from... 2021 I think? It's gon be good once I get my art account rolling on here.

I don't often like a lot of my old work, but I don't think I'll ever stop being proud of this one LOL.

... Does this even count as adult?