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Let’s Go

Lidl moving me on from the 79p not lynx to the £2.99 not Aesop soap

Chill outdoor jog this morning, it was nice! saw a fox and some deer, these boats some old guys spent 6 months building from scratch. There’s life in Wigan after all

Good morning. Not bad for a few days off. Have a lovely Sunday folks

late #SCS last of the funny mirrors

Deeply in love with seven different men all of whom I can’t have, who else wants in

Well I got it!
Eat shit Peppa Pig 🦈

Tfw when you’re not allowed on the bouncy castle

My aunty gave me this I can’t 😭😭😭 ✨✨

Paris Hilton in house of wax probably idk never saw it:

Dom hasn’t texted me in 5 days I feel like one of them cage lads

Made me laugh 🙈😆

Good morning. Too wet for exercise so I’m down the granny caff

If somebody could drive here and suck my dick outside in the pouring rain within the next hour I would love that thanks x

Describe yourself with one emoji.

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#yes

another beautiful piece of art by Celery man @celeryman.bsky.social

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Happy choke-on-my #FCF (Ft @hawt.men) 🤤

#humpday
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I had seriously bad experiences of harassment from a fan of that game when i was younger so someone with an entire chest tattoo of it is a big turn off and I think I’m allowed to have that reaction whilst paying them a compliment ok. It’s nothing against yous and I know it’s petty just how I feel.

Sad to say The Running Man was a bit shite. Themes fell a bit flat. Not enough camp to compensate. And visually just a very ugly film, even when it’s not trying to be. Thank god for Colman Domingo. If Powell is our next big movie star, we need him in something great asap. Watch The Long Walk!!

Treat day

I was thinking about how sad it is pigeons don’t have umbrellas for the rain. But they don’t even know. They don’t care. Must be nice. Would you like to be a pigeon though? I don’t think so