mortimer.official
@rathercrassidy.bsky.social
oh you STILL think you’re the only bitch who can turn into a car
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being in ICE or Border Patrol must be so crazy right now, you’re walking around as the disposable henchmen you can kill without qualms in the coming century of films and video games
August 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
being in ICE or Border Patrol must be so crazy right now, you’re walking around as the disposable henchmen you can kill without qualms in the coming century of films and video games
0 for 3 this pride month i fear
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
0 for 3 this pride month i fear
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i cant wait until we find out what the next arc’s conflicts are at mix nyc
May 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i cant wait until we find out what the next arc’s conflicts are at mix nyc
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MIX NYC is kind of like mardi gras for girls who harbor sexual feelings for people in their friend group
May 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
MIX NYC is kind of like mardi gras for girls who harbor sexual feelings for people in their friend group
anybody know if poppers can also relax the bronchioles? asking for myself
April 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
anybody know if poppers can also relax the bronchioles? asking for myself
anyone see mid will hunting yet?
April 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
anyone see mid will hunting yet?
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they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke
April 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke
i know every time I speak it sounds like I don’t do the dishes but I fucking do!
April 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i know every time I speak it sounds like I don’t do the dishes but I fucking do!