Seinfeld in 2026, George doesn’t know if his trans girlfriend is polyamorous or plural. “She keeps talking about these women Jerry, I don’t know if they’re her girlfriends or her alters!” Turns out she works on Rover and they’re just dogs she walks, but she’s both poly and plural

my need to provide and receive affection and intimacy makes promises that my executive function can't keep

Opening narration: Flurgles are weird little guys and everyone hates them.

Sam Vimes: I hate those bloody Flurgles, shifty little bastards the lot of them.

<some plot events later>

Sam Vimes: if you say one bad word about Flurgles I will kill you; straight up, you'll be dead.

butch lesbians rise up

consider buying Girls' Monachopsis and supporting two trans women who are still trying to figure out how this whole "existing" thing is supposed to work

there's nerdy transbians who collect bugs, smoke weed and frot if you even care
lunaticker.itch.io/girls-monach...

POV: You're the 11th person to ask her if she wants to come back to yours this shift