Hannah 🕷️🏠🏳️⚧️
@spidermansion.bsky.social
31 🏳️⚧️ she/it 🔞 // lesbian shaped wife // fleshy blood gamer // emo ageout // devils hockeyposter // Philadelphia
I don’t often talk about what I do for work, but mRNA vaccines are a scientific and medical marvel and the decision to not review Moderna’s flu vaccine will have devastating consequences for the rest of our lives
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I don’t often talk about what I do for work, but mRNA vaccines are a scientific and medical marvel and the decision to not review Moderna’s flu vaccine will have devastating consequences for the rest of our lives
Kim Petras came up in my sibling group chat and it’s really hard to find words to describe her that aren’t “sissy hypno music”
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Kim Petras came up in my sibling group chat and it’s really hard to find words to describe her that aren’t “sissy hypno music”
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call me daryl palumbo the way i get glassjaw from giving girls head automatica-lly
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
call me daryl palumbo the way i get glassjaw from giving girls head automatica-lly
“This intermission report is brought to you by Pokémon!” God I love the Olympics
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“This intermission report is brought to you by Pokémon!” God I love the Olympics
idk if yall knew this but slipping on ice and falling down the stairs and banging your arm on the metal railing kinda hurts
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
idk if yall knew this but slipping on ice and falling down the stairs and banging your arm on the metal railing kinda hurts
god can I just have like one normal fucking day Jesus Christ
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
god can I just have like one normal fucking day Jesus Christ
I’m in a mood ama ngl.link/couldbebette...
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ngl.link
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I’m in a mood ama ngl.link/couldbebette...
what a stupid and annoying situation I’m in lmao
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
what a stupid and annoying situation I’m in lmao
I’m sorry did Edmund McMillen get first overall NHL draft pick Taylor Hall to meow for his video game
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I’m sorry did Edmund McMillen get first overall NHL draft pick Taylor Hall to meow for his video game
out for 2026: metamour
in for 2026: wife in law
in for 2026: wife in law
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
out for 2026: metamour
in for 2026: wife in law
in for 2026: wife in law
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Cancel your fucking discord nitro NOW!
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Cancel your fucking discord nitro NOW!
Thinking about Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! for the Game Boy Color absolutely do not text
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Thinking about Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! for the Game Boy Color absolutely do not text
every time Jaycie hears the phrase “butch trans woman” they go like 🫦🫦🫦 it’s like their activation phrase
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
every time Jaycie hears the phrase “butch trans woman” they go like 🫦🫦🫦 it’s like their activation phrase
Crazy how well Pity Sex’s Feast of Love holds up 13 years later
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Crazy how well Pity Sex’s Feast of Love holds up 13 years later
thank god for Katie ngl, I’m in the ER and she’s keeping me company by looking up cute mahjong sets to show me
February 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
thank god for Katie ngl, I’m in the ER and she’s keeping me company by looking up cute mahjong sets to show me
Jaycie just said Salt and Pepper from Blue’s Clues were lesbians
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Jaycie just said Salt and Pepper from Blue’s Clues were lesbians
CARPY POWER PLAY GOAL MY GOATTTTTT
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
CARPY POWER PLAY GOAL MY GOATTTTTT
The broadcast team for women’s hockey is sooooo bad what do you mean you can’t pronounce Nylén Persson
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The broadcast team for women’s hockey is sooooo bad what do you mean you can’t pronounce Nylén Persson
I just hope Alex Carpenter has fun!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I just hope Alex Carpenter has fun!!
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your thoughts and tastes are deeply suspect if your “mid-2000s emo” joke is about Neutral Milk Hotel
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
your thoughts and tastes are deeply suspect if your “mid-2000s emo” joke is about Neutral Milk Hotel
really fucked up that the best word for a nonbinary person that you’re married to is “ex-fiancé” and the best honorific for a nonbinary person that dommes you is “yes chef”
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
really fucked up that the best word for a nonbinary person that you’re married to is “ex-fiancé” and the best honorific for a nonbinary person that dommes you is “yes chef”
Sorry just looked at FanDuel for the first time and wow this is extremely evil? Like I know we all already know this but holy shit this is so evil
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Sorry just looked at FanDuel for the first time and wow this is extremely evil? Like I know we all already know this but holy shit this is so evil
how come gay bitches are always sitting like that
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
how come gay bitches are always sitting like that
I’m no patriot but I did purchase an Alex Carpenter Team USA jersey. But that’s just because I would die for Alex Carpenter
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I’m no patriot but I did purchase an Alex Carpenter Team USA jersey. But that’s just because I would die for Alex Carpenter