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Kayla 🔪
@ratat00tie.bsky.social
In this house we love devils hockey, cats, cooking, knitting, and being a massive nerd. Welcome 🩷
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It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And cat 😭
Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
January 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.

New Jersey is great.
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Salvation Army guy ringing that bell and staring me down, in this economy?
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I don't ever wanna be the asshole boss but my god this new guy is testing my patience 😭
December 13, 2024 at 12:19 PM
A good bra really changes my whole attitude for the day like the girls are sitting up looking ppl right in the face n so am i
December 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Hello nice people this is my weekend
December 9, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Stop comparing the rap girls and just enjoy the music. Them being different is how all the bases are getting covered.
December 8, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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It is almost time y'all. Don't forget the 21st. #BlackSky
December 18, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Messing up right at the beginning of a 264 stitch round and not knowing until I get to the end..............take these sharp knitting needles away from me I'm bout to lose it
December 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
My kitchen appliances are almost all breville and thermador and absolutely no shade to other brands bc I haven't tried them....but that's mainly bc I haven't had to get any of these replaced or even repaired in like 10/11 years [aka since installation]
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Sean Paul activates me like the winter soldier I have no control over what happens next
December 7, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I don't go out but with the music my coworkers play in the OR i might as well be in the club. I cannot stress how many times I've had to resist the urge to back my azz up with a patient on the table
December 7, 2024 at 5:30 AM
BABY YOU CAN HIT THIS DONT BE SCARED!!
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I don't get mad tbh it's more disgust and secondhand embarrassment and then enjoying in the opportunity to go BOOOOO 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 at somebody in person
Nothing ruins my mood like seeing a Cybertruck
December 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Sometimes I just scroll through miss thee stallion's Instagram until I feel like I'm gonna pass out
December 7, 2024 at 12:53 AM
All 16 seasons of Good Eats are on HBO. I'm locking in
December 6, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I feel like my voice being so deep makes ppl interpret everything I say as serious and bitchy automatically if i'm not hyena laughing while I say it and it annoys thee hell outta me. I'm not in a bad mood I'm just sexy wtf
December 4, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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im very much a, "YAAAYE!" "YIPPIE!" "HORRAY!" type person and have been my whole life
December 3, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Oh my lord
stop listening to people who tell you metal doesn't go in the microwave. like think about it. in your own lifetime, have you ever actually heard of a utensil in the microwave causing a fire or explosion?
December 3, 2024 at 12:57 PM
If u weren't alive (and past the point of drooling dpmo) when Sean Paul came and revolutionized Caribbean house parties forever youre too young to talk to me we are just cousins
December 3, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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The only 2 employees with the keys be like this every shift
December 1, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I want my Sundays as relaxing as possible but unfortunately I spent most of my time awake so far trying not to let this hangover kill me and throwing up (just once) but I'm coming back ‼️
December 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Hangover cure
December 1, 2024 at 8:23 PM