Ratamacue
@ratamacue.bsky.social
freelance artist and beautiful flower
Dick Cheney leaves behind a divided legacy. To many around the world, he was a bloodthirsty war criminal who's actions lead to the deaths of millions. But to his friends and family, once a year he was "Father Christmas".
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Dick Cheney leaves behind a divided legacy. To many around the world, he was a bloodthirsty war criminal who's actions lead to the deaths of millions. But to his friends and family, once a year he was "Father Christmas".
it's simple: you go up the upscalator and down the downscalator
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
it's simple: you go up the upscalator and down the downscalator
she labubus on my penis till i cum
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
she labubus on my penis till i cum
the kimmel that comes back from this will be a changed man. cynical. violent
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the kimmel that comes back from this will be a changed man. cynical. violent
*sniffing my own turds* wOOf that one's a stinker. *sniffs again* hey guys you gotta check this out
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
*sniffing my own turds* wOOf that one's a stinker. *sniffs again* hey guys you gotta check this out
you try to come out of the closet, but you enter into - another closet? you look around, and you're surrounded by closets. this is not an analogy: you're lost in the closet warehouse.
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
you try to come out of the closet, but you enter into - another closet? you look around, and you're surrounded by closets. this is not an analogy: you're lost in the closet warehouse.
does the expensive toothpaste work better i have to cram for a dentist appointment
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
does the expensive toothpaste work better i have to cram for a dentist appointment
getting eaten by a pitcher plant remains one of the most embarrassing ways for a bug to go out. a classic case of being overtaken by one's own greed and hubris
September 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
getting eaten by a pitcher plant remains one of the most embarrassing ways for a bug to go out. a classic case of being overtaken by one's own greed and hubris
"You miss 100% of the shots."
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"You miss 100% of the shots."
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
new x-man with the ability to point at the toaster RIGHT as the toast is about to come up
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
new x-man with the ability to point at the toaster RIGHT as the toast is about to come up
Those signs telling us not to flush paper towel - clearly a janitor having a power trip. You can flush anything down a toilet, it's fine.
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Those signs telling us not to flush paper towel - clearly a janitor having a power trip. You can flush anything down a toilet, it's fine.
jerkovsky's nutcracker? these perverts will listen to anything i swear to god
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
jerkovsky's nutcracker? these perverts will listen to anything i swear to god
white-collar crime is too opaque, and street crime is too personal - jewel theft is right in the sweet spot
August 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
white-collar crime is too opaque, and street crime is too personal - jewel theft is right in the sweet spot
[elphaba finishes her latest evil deed]
"I guess I am truly wicked part two"
"I guess I am truly wicked part two"
August 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
[elphaba finishes her latest evil deed]
"I guess I am truly wicked part two"
"I guess I am truly wicked part two"
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"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
August 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
don't touch those! those are load bearing funkos!!
July 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
don't touch those! those are load bearing funkos!!
girl dreams are pink
boy dreams are blue
non-binary dreams are sepia tone
gender fluid dreams are letterboxed
boy dreams are blue
non-binary dreams are sepia tone
gender fluid dreams are letterboxed
July 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
girl dreams are pink
boy dreams are blue
non-binary dreams are sepia tone
gender fluid dreams are letterboxed
boy dreams are blue
non-binary dreams are sepia tone
gender fluid dreams are letterboxed
Reposted by Ratamacue
never once figured out how to lead my horse anywhere NEAR water so it's a huge relief finding out i wouldn't have been able to make him drink anyway. nothing i could've done would've saved him. god i loved that poor wobbly disoriented old son of a bitch. well, not old
July 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
never once figured out how to lead my horse anywhere NEAR water so it's a huge relief finding out i wouldn't have been able to make him drink anyway. nothing i could've done would've saved him. god i loved that poor wobbly disoriented old son of a bitch. well, not old
what's so special about inventing a device that doesn't fly? i could easily invent something that doesn't fly.
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
what's so special about inventing a device that doesn't fly? i could easily invent something that doesn't fly.
hearing laughter, joy, this sort of thing. ought to be BANNED! these sorts of actions are SICK
July 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hearing laughter, joy, this sort of thing. ought to be BANNED! these sorts of actions are SICK
clocking into my job at the philosophy department for a long think sesh. working on solving morality today but might start on human nature if i have the time
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
clocking into my job at the philosophy department for a long think sesh. working on solving morality today but might start on human nature if i have the time
John Green traps you in the thought bubble ASMR
July 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
John Green traps you in the thought bubble ASMR