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Ratamacue
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Script title page: Marbury v Madison v Alien v Predator INT. UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT BUILDING - DAY A visibly exasperated William Marbury is impatiently tapping his foot against the floor. A lawyer from across the room is currently making his case to the presiding judge. As he gestures towards Marbury, he says something inaudible. This causes Marbury to stand up in anger. MARBURY Surely you jest! The very thought that I would ever voluntarily refuse a commission is laughable! JUDGE Order! Order in my courtroom! Marbury if you continue to perform such vulgarities I shall have no other recourse available to me than to hold you in contempt. Predator leans towards Alien and whispers something into his ear hole. Alien nods his head and stands up. ALIEN Your honor, we’d like to request a ten minute recess
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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plato desperately pointing to a shadow on the cave wall. the people sitting within seem uninterested; one is flipping him the bird.
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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drawing of my friend touching a alien
August 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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what's so special about inventing a device that doesn't fly? i could easily invent something that doesn't fly.
da vinci's sketch for a flying machine
July 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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girl leading a horse with a strange creature flying above
May 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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edited NYT column in which Warren Buffett nominates Dexster Jettster to take his place as chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway
May 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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strange looking man holding out a slip of paper to a lady holding an apple. he is saying "i'm gonna need you get me (sic) this report by Friday, 'kay?"
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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cut off NYT headline reading "Three experts dissect President Trump"
April 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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lyft driver screen but the original photo has been redrawn to look like a traditional english villager. the picture of his car has been replaced with a wagon
March 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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comic four panels: 1) punxsutauncy phil confirmed as seeing his shadow and thus becoming the new governor of pennsylvania 2) gov. shapiro concession speech 3) gov. shapiro shaking hands with phil 4) gov. shapiro up against the wall as gov.-elect phil consolidates his new regime
February 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Bizarro Trudeau Reacts to Trudeau's Resignation mock up news channel report
January 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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"Shall we dance, my love?" he beckoned towards me. I felt drawn to him as though compelled by some unseen force. With youthful inelegance we made our way across the floor, unconcerned with how we look and content simply to be together. "I can't believe I spent so long avoiding you" I told him. "None of that matters. You're here now." replied The Noid
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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grub 😌
grub in tha dirt
October 21, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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comic depicting a teapot attempting to goad its user into looking at it, tempting fate with the adage "a watched pot never boils"
September 21, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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September 1, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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July 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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drawing of my mom and her uncle jimmy
June 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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September 25, 2023 at 5:23 AM