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We are fucked when they make their way inland
August 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We are fucked when they make their way inland
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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she wears short skirts
im the creature
she's cheer captain and
I am the creature
im the creature
she's cheer captain and
I am the creature
August 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
she wears short skirts
im the creature
she's cheer captain and
I am the creature
im the creature
she's cheer captain and
I am the creature
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Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.
July 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.
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don't forget about Palestine. Don't stop talking about Palestine. Even among the so many other horrible things going on, the plight of Palestine is critical to the future of all of us
July 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
don't forget about Palestine. Don't stop talking about Palestine. Even among the so many other horrible things going on, the plight of Palestine is critical to the future of all of us
dude youre kind of being a dick to my cat... she's not a nepo baby. she doesnt even have a bank account
June 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
dude youre kind of being a dick to my cat... she's not a nepo baby. she doesnt even have a bank account
haha that's crazy. no more talking now though baby i need that chinese finger trap *inserts arcade tickets into your mouth*
June 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
haha that's crazy. no more talking now though baby i need that chinese finger trap *inserts arcade tickets into your mouth*
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The implication of this gradient is that gender can be solved with k-means clustering
April 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The implication of this gradient is that gender can be solved with k-means clustering
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I'm here to defend my fellow Skeetians from trolling online!
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm here to defend my fellow Skeetians from trolling online!
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anyone here order there pizza pie from pontius pilate with a side of smoked oregano today #SuperBowl #SovereignCitizen #JesusWept
April 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
anyone here order there pizza pie from pontius pilate with a side of smoked oregano today #SuperBowl #SovereignCitizen #JesusWept
erm... you really want to start a dialogue? *gestures toward my hissing and shrieking belly button* with this diva?
April 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
erm... you really want to start a dialogue? *gestures toward my hissing and shrieking belly button* with this diva?
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agouti? dont know what that is i only shop prada
March 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
agouti? dont know what that is i only shop prada
id refine his macrodata any day of the kier
March 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
id refine his macrodata any day of the kier
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My friend's 6 year old brother wants to learn "Linear Algebra". The children yearn for the lines
March 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My friend's 6 year old brother wants to learn "Linear Algebra". The children yearn for the lines
when he tries to pause the frutiger aero chill mix to play "real music"
February 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
when he tries to pause the frutiger aero chill mix to play "real music"
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I bet this russian MP would be mad easy to model in blender
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I bet this russian MP would be mad easy to model in blender
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im going to beat you over the head synnergystically until you touch base with god
December 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
im going to beat you over the head synnergystically until you touch base with god
me (indignant): far be it from a pauper like me to tax the resources of the medical establishment
nurse: i'm not giving you another band-aid. you already have two and you didn't even let me give you the shot
nurse: i'm not giving you another band-aid. you already have two and you didn't even let me give you the shot
January 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
me (indignant): far be it from a pauper like me to tax the resources of the medical establishment
nurse: i'm not giving you another band-aid. you already have two and you didn't even let me give you the shot
nurse: i'm not giving you another band-aid. you already have two and you didn't even let me give you the shot
"doing hookers and blow" is a magnificent coinage... in uniting dissonant uses of the word "do" — both consumptive — we are enticed to imagine untold forms of debauchery. Shakespeare would be proud
metlife hr rep: we're not hiring for customer service positions at this time
metlife hr rep: we're not hiring for customer service positions at this time
December 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM
"doing hookers and blow" is a magnificent coinage... in uniting dissonant uses of the word "do" — both consumptive — we are enticed to imagine untold forms of debauchery. Shakespeare would be proud
metlife hr rep: we're not hiring for customer service positions at this time
metlife hr rep: we're not hiring for customer service positions at this time
unfortunately your A.I. lawyer has gotten stuck in a local minimum and is currently reciting the Iowa Penal Code word for word so yes it does look like you'll be receiving the death penalty
December 27, 2024 at 11:20 PM
unfortunately your A.I. lawyer has gotten stuck in a local minimum and is currently reciting the Iowa Penal Code word for word so yes it does look like you'll be receiving the death penalty
do you ever think about how the pear tree probably wasn't the partridge's natural habitat
December 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
do you ever think about how the pear tree probably wasn't the partridge's natural habitat
god said my iphone is going to hell
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 AM
god said my iphone is going to hell
imagine if you got your starter pokémon from professor oak and you were all excited and giddy and then when you opened up the pokeball it was just a summons for jury duty
October 21, 2024 at 10:32 PM
imagine if you got your starter pokémon from professor oak and you were all excited and giddy and then when you opened up the pokeball it was just a summons for jury duty
this is officially a webpage for Briny Broth Babes
September 23, 2023 at 4:28 AM
this is officially a webpage for Briny Broth Babes