Fifteen bucks for like 12 pounds of lean protein. From a sheer "amount of food per dollar" standpoint turkey is goated, plus, as you say, it's much more festive to serve a turkey than like a giant bowl of rice and beans.

If you don't have 8 hours to cook a bird and you're gonna do like 350, a neat trick is to apply ice packs to the breast overnight. That way they start a lower temperature and they get done the same time as the dark meat and aren't dried out by overcooking.

They did. I'm pretty annoyed. I mean, ultimately I should look where I'm going, but in my defense, the pole I tripped on really blended in with the floor.

I thought about watching but then I remembered that one day I will die and I don't want my final thought to be "I should've done literally anything else with that one Sunday evening in 2025"

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Many nights lately where I sit down after dinner and go "I can't deal with any of this. I wonder if there's a good game on..." and usually there is. Even the bad games are generally better than doomscrolling.