Ryan Noël
@rascally-ryan.bsky.social
Portland-based actor and performer, rep'ed by @bigfishnwtalent | Board Game Enthusiast | Avid Reader | Desk Monkey by day | Cat-dad | U.S. Marine ‘06-‘10
Oregon, USA
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Oregon, USA
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My wife reminded me after reading this that all the kids in her class would go there during school lunch for a quick cone. 🍦
My FIL still makes stops at their local Stewart’s for ice cream on the way home. 😄
My FIL still makes stops at their local Stewart’s for ice cream on the way home. 😄
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
My wife reminded me after reading this that all the kids in her class would go there during school lunch for a quick cone. 🍦
My FIL still makes stops at their local Stewart’s for ice cream on the way home. 😄
My FIL still makes stops at their local Stewart’s for ice cream on the way home. 😄
*Anything by @gmtgames.bsky.social has entered the chat.* 🤓
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*Anything by @gmtgames.bsky.social has entered the chat.* 🤓
TBF, it did also give us the birth of @jackthewhipper.bsky.social so some good came from it. 😄
(Je plaisante, Jacques! Tes performances sont excellentes!😅)
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(Je plaisante, Jacques! Tes performances sont excellentes!😅)
youtu.be/QA029M9LIVU?...
Underworld (5/8) Movie CLIP - Whip vs. Werewolf (2003) HD
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December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
TBF, it did also give us the birth of @jackthewhipper.bsky.social so some good came from it. 😄
(Je plaisante, Jacques! Tes performances sont excellentes!😅)
youtu.be/QA029M9LIVU?...
(Je plaisante, Jacques! Tes performances sont excellentes!😅)
youtu.be/QA029M9LIVU?...
Not to mention it’s on a Tuesday - the lyrics explicitly state “Come with me FRIDAY, don’t say ‘maybe’…” 🙁
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Not to mention it’s on a Tuesday - the lyrics explicitly state “Come with me FRIDAY, don’t say ‘maybe’…” 🙁
On the plus side, you can at least still “Got tickets to Iron Maiden, babyyyyy…” 😄
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On the plus side, you can at least still “Got tickets to Iron Maiden, babyyyyy…” 😄
Just you wait - give it a month and we’ll have sandbag-filling stations! Domestic flights fill 2, international fills 4.
They’ll used them to shore up rivers and such since FEMA’s a wreck now, and building bunkers for the other blue wave coming in ‘28…😬
They’ll used them to shore up rivers and such since FEMA’s a wreck now, and building bunkers for the other blue wave coming in ‘28…😬
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Just you wait - give it a month and we’ll have sandbag-filling stations! Domestic flights fill 2, international fills 4.
They’ll used them to shore up rivers and such since FEMA’s a wreck now, and building bunkers for the other blue wave coming in ‘28…😬
They’ll used them to shore up rivers and such since FEMA’s a wreck now, and building bunkers for the other blue wave coming in ‘28…😬
Not just FIFA, also FOFUM. 😆
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December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not just FIFA, also FOFUM. 😆
Aside from that whole ‘Body Thief’ thing, you mean? 🤫 If he never did anything wrong then he’d never learn anything.
I’d hope the Brat Prince had learned *something* in his several-hundred years of existence. 🧛🏻♂️
I’d hope the Brat Prince had learned *something* in his several-hundred years of existence. 🧛🏻♂️
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December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Aside from that whole ‘Body Thief’ thing, you mean? 🤫 If he never did anything wrong then he’d never learn anything.
I’d hope the Brat Prince had learned *something* in his several-hundred years of existence. 🧛🏻♂️
I’d hope the Brat Prince had learned *something* in his several-hundred years of existence. 🧛🏻♂️
By sharing that, we embiggen everyone’s vocabulary. 😉
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
By sharing that, we embiggen everyone’s vocabulary. 😉
Ooooohhh....are we going to get the X-Men/Star Wars crossover that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social had prophesized?! 😲😀
(5'55")
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(5'55")
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Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster (Extended Cut) | Parks and Recreation
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November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ooooohhh....are we going to get the X-Men/Star Wars crossover that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social had prophesized?! 😲😀
(5'55")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBh...
(5'55")
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Funny you should mention that - this just came up in my feed today:
A cook with a V on his NAM:
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A cook with a V on his NAM:
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Urban Valor®️ on Instagram: "Retired Marine Gunnery Sgt., Daniel Arcand recounts a combat cook not happy about his destroyed strawberries. 🪖🍓
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Urban Valor explores the remarkable story of a combat cook who earned a valor device after defending his strawberries from insurgent attacks. Meet Retired Marine Gunnery Sgt. Daniel Arcand and hear th...
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November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Funny you should mention that - this just came up in my feed today:
A cook with a V on his NAM:
www.instagram.com/reel/DP1sj3E...
A cook with a V on his NAM:
www.instagram.com/reel/DP1sj3E...
Someone brought this recipe for 'Funeral Potatoes' that @iamdylanitismyname.bsky.social made on YT the other day, was surprisingly good. The type of potato chip might make a difference (vs Kettle chip), but it's hard to hate anything with butter, cream, and cheese. 😄
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Funeral Potatoes (1974)
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November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Someone brought this recipe for 'Funeral Potatoes' that @iamdylanitismyname.bsky.social made on YT the other day, was surprisingly good. The type of potato chip might make a difference (vs Kettle chip), but it's hard to hate anything with butter, cream, and cheese. 😄
www.youtube.com/shorts/NZGMu...
www.youtube.com/shorts/NZGMu...
So, nothing fancy then? Just a…
…PLANE-Jane response? 😉😆
…PLANE-Jane response? 😉😆
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November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So, nothing fancy then? Just a…
…PLANE-Jane response? 😉😆
…PLANE-Jane response? 😉😆
Top Secret! has the best visual gags | #storyrecap #fypage #comedy
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November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Could go a couple of different directions - it sounds like the name of an age-of-sail cannon, but could also be used to describe Dick Van Dyke’s character in ‘Mary Poppins’ 😄
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November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Could go a couple of different directions - it sounds like the name of an age-of-sail cannon, but could also be used to describe Dick Van Dyke’s character in ‘Mary Poppins’ 😄
I feel they sometimes take ‘being a journalist’ over ‘being a human being’ too far, and that sometimes you simply cannot sit on the sides and report from detached responsibility.
Reminds me of the Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace discussion from 1982:
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Reminds me of the Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace discussion from 1982:
youtu.be/HGg_dpGhlf0?...
Jennings & Wallace, reporters first, Americans second
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November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I feel they sometimes take ‘being a journalist’ over ‘being a human being’ too far, and that sometimes you simply cannot sit on the sides and report from detached responsibility.
Reminds me of the Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace discussion from 1982:
youtu.be/HGg_dpGhlf0?...
Reminds me of the Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace discussion from 1982:
youtu.be/HGg_dpGhlf0?...
Children! What’s that sound?! 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Children! What’s that sound?! 🤔
No, he said your enemies “lie in wait” - so they’re just standing around in the middle of downtown Wait, telling the most outrageously bald-faced untruths to anyone who will listen.
Should be easy for the guards to round them up! 😄
Should be easy for the guards to round them up! 😄
a man in a military uniform is talking to another man with the words round up the usual suspects above him
Alt: A GIF of the movie ‘Casablanca’, where the character of Prefect police, Captain Renault, (played by Claude Rains) is directing a subordinate policeman to “Round up the usual suspects.”
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November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
No, he said your enemies “lie in wait” - so they’re just standing around in the middle of downtown Wait, telling the most outrageously bald-faced untruths to anyone who will listen.
Should be easy for the guards to round them up! 😄
Should be easy for the guards to round them up! 😄
Harry and the Hendersons (9/9) Movie CLIP - Harry and His Family (1987) HD
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November 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m not saying that would make an excellent shirt, buuuuut… 🇬🇧⚔️🇫🇷
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m not saying that would make an excellent shirt, buuuuut… 🇬🇧⚔️🇫🇷
“Gather ‘round kids! I’m going to show you how to put in an IV bag…” 🙃
a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo saying " just hook it to my veins "
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November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Gather ‘round kids! I’m going to show you how to put in an IV bag…” 🙃
TBF, he was using a Tom Mix pocket knife, which was al old radio show… 😄
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
TBF, he was using a Tom Mix pocket knife, which was al old radio show… 😄