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I just got one thing to say, you know, everybody was wonderin' what would happen if Rangers Enjoyer didn't finally leave the hellscape known as Twitter...
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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
2nd base for YOUR Texas Rangers
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cowboys won. Rangers didn't lose. Ate good. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dak Prescott is the best quarterback in the NFL.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reminder to all the BBWAA voters out there: Carlos Beltran is the ringleader of the biggest cheating scandal of the past century and he does not deserve to be in the HOF, and if you vote for him you should have your voting rights stripped away and be publicly shamed by everyone.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dak's gonna get us that Super Bowl one of these days.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE DAK PRESCOTT, GEORGE PICKENS, AND BRANDON AUBREY.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Alright. Rip the Band-Aid off. Announce Seager for Volpe.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They traded my favorite player to a team from New York again.
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm going to miss them.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is a dumb sports talk radio fake trade, I know, but who would say no if the Rangers offered Heim for Aaron Judge straight up?
This is a dumb sports talk radio fake trade, I know, but who would say no if the Yankees offered Volpe for Corey Seager straight up?

The CW is that you simply can't trade the 24-yo elite defensive SS w/3 arb years for the worst 6 years of a big FA contract. But no idea what Volpe's trade value is
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If the Rangers trade Corey, especially if they trade him to the fucking Yankees, I'm probably just gonna never watch sports again.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pirates fans, you're gonna love Tony Beasley. Take care of him for us.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
TRAVIS JANKOWSKI IS BACK WE CANNOT LOSE
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
RIP Marshawn Kneeland.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Zohran Mamdani must be pretty good if John Rocker is this butthurt about him winning
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Pablo Torre is gonna find something on that front office that shakes the NFL to its core I just know it.
Me any time the Philadelphia Eagles do anything
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Me any time the Philadelphia Eagles do anything
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Rangers are sweeping both the Blue Jays and the Dodgers in the playoffs next season btw
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
All Toronto had to do was not throw beer bottles at Rangers players in 2015 and not sign one of baseball's most notorious cheaters and I would have rooted for them.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM