FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT
I'm going to miss them.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm going to miss them.
Me any time the Philadelphia Eagles do anything
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Me any time the Philadelphia Eagles do anything
Rangers didn't lose. George Springer lost.
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Rangers didn't lose. George Springer lost.
Me liking every post shitting on George Springer
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me liking every post shitting on George Springer
J.P. Crawford has to do this to George Springer next season. I don't make the rules.
October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
J.P. Crawford has to do this to George Springer next season. I don't make the rules.
The butt plug t-shirt is wild
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The butt plug t-shirt is wild
My 2025 MLB Playoff rooting agenda:
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My 2025 MLB Playoff rooting agenda:
March 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The agenda is clear now. #StraightUpTX
December 23, 2024 at 12:25 AM
The agenda is clear now. #StraightUpTX
Forever a Rangers Legend. Thank you for all you did for my favorite sports team and the Metroplex. You helped heal us. The Nats are getting a hell of a ballplayer. #StraightUpTX
December 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Forever a Rangers Legend. Thank you for all you did for my favorite sports team and the Metroplex. You helped heal us. The Nats are getting a hell of a ballplayer. #StraightUpTX
None of these people are gonna fuck you. JD Vance might fuck your sofa, though.
December 14, 2024 at 4:31 AM
None of these people are gonna fuck you. JD Vance might fuck your sofa, though.
Astros "dynasty" is over
December 13, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Astros "dynasty" is over
Worth every penny.
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Worth every penny.
Aroldis Chapman, the domestic abuser who grabbed his own mom's tiddy?
December 4, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Aroldis Chapman, the domestic abuser who grabbed his own mom's tiddy?
Rangers legend
December 1, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Rangers legend
All I want for Christmas is Nathan Eovaldi, Kirby Yates, Corbin Burnes, Blake Snell, Juan Soto, and Pete Alonso on the Texas Rangers.
I also want Phil Maton to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay for the rest of his life for what he did to Josh Jung last season.
Make it happen, Santa. #StraightUpTX
I also want Phil Maton to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay for the rest of his life for what he did to Josh Jung last season.
Make it happen, Santa. #StraightUpTX
November 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
All I want for Christmas is Nathan Eovaldi, Kirby Yates, Corbin Burnes, Blake Snell, Juan Soto, and Pete Alonso on the Texas Rangers.
I also want Phil Maton to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay for the rest of his life for what he did to Josh Jung last season.
Make it happen, Santa. #StraightUpTX
I also want Phil Maton to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay for the rest of his life for what he did to Josh Jung last season.
Make it happen, Santa. #StraightUpTX
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy #StraightUpTX
November 20, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy #StraightUpTX
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy #StraightUpTX
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy #StraightUpTX