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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
Something feels wrong about Frank Darabont directing episodes of Stranger Things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
WAKE UP DEAD MAN might be my favorite of the trilogy. The gothic atmosphere is like catnip to me. Bonus points for casting someone who's played with my hair.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! If you're hosting, remember to charge your MAGA relatives for their food. Otherwise, that's socialism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reminder that while Quentin Tarantino is an amazing filmmaker, he can also be very dumb.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.

Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Noem stole $220 million of our money to produce this.
this extremely fashy Trump cult of personality ad featuring Kristi Noem ran this morning on Fox & Friends
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Last Criterion haul of the sale. After gift cards and reward points, all this came out to $3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I support the idea of a boot-licking nepo baby greenlighting a movie that an old pedophile probably won't live to see.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I hate being low on funds for Black Friday. Stupid water heater needing replacement. My ancestors bathed in the river, why can't I?
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Any list of the Best Comedies of All Time that includes NAPOLEON DYNAMITE is, by default, a shitty list. Even if it's #7315. Still too high.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You have the most luscious pussy in all of Christendom, Charlie Brown.
Not the Bees, Charlie Brown
"All I do is worry and slave and defend you! And all I get back, is that fucking face on your face, Charlie Brown!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
All we need is one drone strike.
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Godspeed, Udo. No one will ever look like you again.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
They should make a movie about a retired assassin who is trying to live a normal life with their family but then something happens and they have go back to their old ways. Bonus points if it takes place while they're on vacation.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Just sharing this again...I'm like 30 subscribers away from my goal for 2025 (free & paid). With losing my part-time job, I'd love to be able to focus on what I love while I figure out the rest. Any shares/subs would very much be appreciated. Thanks. 🖤
Anyway, in the wake of the job loss news, I just wanted to share my site because I’d love to get up to 365 subscribers for the year (free & paid) & if you dig what I do, maybe you’ll want to upgrade your subscription someday: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io

Shares appreciated- thx!
From the Desk of The Horror Chick
Heather Wixson explores horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Life in prison for all of them. Even Big Balls.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Overheard on this train: "He doesn't brush his teeth, he's French."
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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God I would just love for every journalist with credentials to ask all the people who voted for this to define socialism.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Tonight's revisit was a delight.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Started a rewatch of Battlestar Galactica a few days ago. I love that show and its characters so much.
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think this one is more accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM