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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.
Last Criterion haul of the sale. After gift cards and reward points, all this came out to $3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Last Criterion haul of the sale. After gift cards and reward points, all this came out to $3.
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love
Godspeed, Udo. No one will ever look like you again.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Godspeed, Udo. No one will ever look like you again.
Tonight's revisit was a delight.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tonight's revisit was a delight.
I think this one is more accurate.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I think this one is more accurate.
Olivia Nuzzi whenever she spots a decrepit Republican man whose face looks like a worn out baseball glove from the 1920s and smells like rotten meat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever she spots a decrepit Republican man whose face looks like a worn out baseball glove from the 1920s and smells like rotten meat.
I went to Portland, Maine again over the weekend.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I went to Portland, Maine again over the weekend.
They're so bad at optics that it's not even funny at this point.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They're so bad at optics that it's not even funny at this point.
Got my old ass on a swing today.
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got my old ass on a swing today.
Breaking: Pope loves movies about suicide and Nazis.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Breaking: Pope loves movies about suicide and Nazis.
Democrats should seize on this opportunity and---Oh.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Democrats should seize on this opportunity and---Oh.
Yes, you can fuck the fish.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yes, you can fuck the fish.
Senate democrats have voted to let him inside the base.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Senate democrats have voted to let him inside the base.
It was a good day for pics.
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It was a good day for pics.
