That is disappointing and incredibly relatable 😔

Ask for a selfie you can show us you coward

The Spartacus moment to end all Spartacus moments.

Elves not having a perfect memory because they don't have REM sleep but being able to focus and lock in specific memories if they try hard is SUCH a good bit of unique flavor

#ZoeWatchesCR

This feels like such a trans experience. I gained like 20-30 pounds after transitioning, and I'm so happy!

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Not to be alarmist, but isn't that a stroke symptom?

My relatives from California say they notice we all seem less happy this time of year.

I remember when my family got Netflix CDs in the mail!

Was today bad overall? Ya. But was it good for THESE BIRDS at SUNSET? fucking fantastic. A+ 🪶

Of all the out of context skeets to look at first thing in the morning...

It would be interesting to just see more hive mind people, like a complicated organization who spans an entire planet and has the galaxy's greatest 17th Century clock collection!