No, it was just always officially called New Sarum.

Fun fact. The establishment of Salisbury City Council in 2009 was the first time ever that the city was ever *officially* called Salisbury, despite that name having been used for the City of New Sarum and its predecessors for at least 1000 years

Also anybody who *did* describe themselves that way would be absolutely caked in red flags for me if I was looking for someone to hire because "I can bear to be around this person for more than 5 minutes" is, in fact, an important quality in any job.

"Addicted to antidepressants" oh no the literal Health Secretary doesn't know the difference between dependence and addiction at a time when addiction is the single biggest health crisis in his country, America is so doomed.

I find V Day so unnecessarily performative. If you have a strong and fulfilling relationship that you enjoy with someone you actually like, you don't need a specific day to celebrate it. You're supposed to be doing that a little bit every day.

It would end it by breaking up the Labour Party (a good thing)

November was BAD. This is not a happy post.

The jokes write themselves with that comment.