Did the thing where you sick in your own mouth a little bit.

I'm such an idiot.

I always, always find a way to get out of having to dress up for parties. This one, 8 years ago, was "dress as a tube station" theme.

Friends fear he may have found a new, extremely niche form of music to get into.

This job ad is currently doing the rounds in local FB groups and I desperately need recruiters to understand that "customer-focused with a proactive sales mindset" is not a way that any actual human being thinks about or describes themselves.

A classic of the genre.

Absolutely wild, brand-new thing that only Gen Z do, called "shaving".