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Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
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The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
I’d recommend just watching Wolfenstein let’s plays on YouTube
whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’d recommend just watching Wolfenstein let’s plays on YouTube
- as the cutlet slides out of the bread of my chicken parm sandwich onto my dog’s head
“You gotta catch that!!”- me full of pot roast, holding a donut on my couch
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 AM
- as the cutlet slides out of the bread of my chicken parm sandwich onto my dog’s head
JESUS CHRIST
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
JESUS CHRIST
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Turtleneck Lil Brudder
Turtleneck Lil Brudder
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Turtleneck Lil Brudder
Turtleneck Lil Brudder
Sorry but if Rubio were on coke he would probably in fact be cooler. He is completely capable of being a weirdo piece of human trash without PEDs
Being a stupid loser isn’t an effect of cocaine. Some people on cocaine act stupid and some people are losers but Marco Rubio is just trash and it’s tiresome to continue to use the “he must be on drugs” to describe the choices of craven losers who are not demonstrating any signs of drug intoxication
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sorry but if Rubio were on coke he would probably in fact be cooler. He is completely capable of being a weirdo piece of human trash without PEDs
Holy shit the youths are not all alright
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Holy shit the youths are not all alright
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The enemy cannot input prompts into the AI if you disable his hand!
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The enemy cannot input prompts into the AI if you disable his hand!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Top 5 movie genres:
- Keanu Reeves + guns = action masterpiece
- Baseball helps others learn life lessons
- Slacker/s has/have intense situations continuously heaped on them
- Christopher Nolan explores human condition through traumatic experiences
- Space Opera
- Keanu Reeves + guns = action masterpiece
- Baseball helps others learn life lessons
- Slacker/s has/have intense situations continuously heaped on them
- Christopher Nolan explores human condition through traumatic experiences
- Space Opera
Top 5 movie genres:
- Does this robot / monster have a soul? (Yes it does)
- Sassy New York newspaper gal does not need love but finds it anyway
- I travelled in time or space. It was a mistake.
- You’re supposed to be the victim of my crime but I love you
- Being a detective is miserable but hot
- Does this robot / monster have a soul? (Yes it does)
- Sassy New York newspaper gal does not need love but finds it anyway
- I travelled in time or space. It was a mistake.
- You’re supposed to be the victim of my crime but I love you
- Being a detective is miserable but hot
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- mystery on a train
- I've committed the perfect murder, "oh for fucks sake"
- European road movie
- ennui in Hong Kong
- I've tried nothing to improve my life and crime is the only thing left
- mystery on a train
- I've committed the perfect murder, "oh for fucks sake"
- European road movie
- ennui in Hong Kong
- I've tried nothing to improve my life and crime is the only thing left
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Top 5 movie genres:
- Keanu Reeves + guns = action masterpiece
- Baseball helps others learn life lessons
- Slacker/s has/have intense situations continuously heaped on them
- Christopher Nolan explores human condition through traumatic experiences
- Space Opera
- Keanu Reeves + guns = action masterpiece
- Baseball helps others learn life lessons
- Slacker/s has/have intense situations continuously heaped on them
- Christopher Nolan explores human condition through traumatic experiences
- Space Opera
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Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
Go Birds
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
Talking bout the Orange King
Trump forming an anti Christian crime investigation task force to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile
October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Talking bout the Orange King
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Trump forming an anti Christian crime investigation task force to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump forming an anti Christian crime investigation task force to distract from the fact that he is a pedophile
This is gonna be weird to read, but Arab
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is gonna be weird to read, but Arab
I’m tired of reading shit like this. “This 35 year old woman doesn’t have enough life experience to know that it’s actually good to be shitty.” It is the same thing my parents keep saying. And it’s the fucking laziest, dumbest approach to trying to rationalize being outsmarted by someone younger
Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling has hit out at Emma Watson in a lengthy statement on X, saying: “She has so little experience of real life she’s ignorant of how ignorant she is.”
J.K. Rowling Brands Emma Watson “Ignorant” in Lengthy Post Defending Anti-Trans Stance: “She Has So Little Experience of Real Life”
Harry Potter creator J.K. Rowling has hit out at Emma Watson in a lengthy statement on X, saying: “She has so little experience of real life she’s ignorant of how ignorant she is.”
bit.ly
September 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m tired of reading shit like this. “This 35 year old woman doesn’t have enough life experience to know that it’s actually good to be shitty.” It is the same thing my parents keep saying. And it’s the fucking laziest, dumbest approach to trying to rationalize being outsmarted by someone younger
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
What a nerd *derogatory*
One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.
September 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What a nerd *derogatory*
Go Birds
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Go Birds
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I think my favorite Corso/headgear fact is that he has to wear an Auburn helmet whenever he picks them because the mascot, Aubie, is canonically a sentient being and therefore the only way to wear his head would be decapitation.
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I think my favorite Corso/headgear fact is that he has to wear an Auburn helmet whenever he picks them because the mascot, Aubie, is canonically a sentient being and therefore the only way to wear his head would be decapitation.