A beautiful vision at the pets at home car park

gunk shot… is THAT what we’re calling it now? 😏

i am sad that i ate all 4 of my sausage rolls yesterday and now i have no sausage rolls.

i sit and i weep.

getting a lot of questions about my sexy osama bin laden in a heart tattoo

amazon you have like 400 trillion dollars how is the kindle still so shit

First ever post. It's wizard time, motherfucker. Fireball.

@tobyfox.undertale.com would you ever consider creating a voice synthesizer for Deltarune characters that you voice? I think a Spamton or Queen synthesizer would be funny, and a Tenna synthesizer would be useful for cosplayers.

We should call Bluesky posts blubs just like how we called Twitter posts tweets

Some of the pretty stuff on the side of the road is trash but a lot of it is flowers and now I know how sea turtles feel when they confuse plastic bags for jellyfish

They should revive Lazy Town with another olympic athlete.

If I wasn't way too ADHD to maintain anything properly I'd make an account here or tumblr called "Things Wilson P. Higgsbury Doesn't Know". Fictional scientist who vanished in 1921, does not know there will be another world war, or that there's anything beyond the milky way.

start with yourself please

Hi guys how does this app work also does anyone here like uhh... uhhhh... hmm.... give me a minute I'll get back with my current interests in 3 to 5 business days.